Brehs, Why Didn't Y'all Warn Me About Networking At Work :snoop:

[Beegio]

(If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up

Pos rep pending

 

[A.V.]

Just get u a bad bytch. Not even really trying to fck. Just have that chick swing by werk so y'all can go out for lunch, let her wave to ur cowerkers, take her out, then u come back n chill at ur job focused on ur shyt like Urkel. When ngaz come to give u props, just tell em nah that's ur homegirl n y'all kick it from time to time. After them scallywags realized the simp ass ngaz at werk is comin back to em hatin on u without no useful info, they'll step to u direct. Reiterate that this chick is a friend real subtly. Like these bytches are dumb animals for sitting at werk acting like men n women can't be friends.

Bum bytches be on that sex is everything wave cuz they got nothing else to offer psychologically, so they can only think in terms of man + woman= sex. Nga, u the top salesman at werk, FOH worryin about the confused ass feelings of dikk garages.

Chick wanna stress u, u jest look at the chick like, Baby, I'm focused on the money n my career. I'm sorry u feel that way but life is too short to be goin thru these bullshyt changes so if u don't wanna kick it no more, cool, no love lost. If u do wanna continue being friends, cool. Either way werks for me, I still think ur a wonderful person.

Chicks be lazy, mane. They talk cash shyt all day about wack fgt ass ngaz, but get scared as fukk when they see some competition, they don't wanna compete. They want a Harvard Professor/Male Model/2Pack clone but they don't want HIM to know he is any of those things because otherwise they can't ctrl him. They can't do a bunch of fukk shyt lashing out for attention n u jest sit there n be cool with it, cuz u got options.

Broseph, I have sisters. Nga been savvy but I jest didn't use to practice it because I really didn't want to believe that the shyt was so simple. Chicks would rather complain all day about the quality of low hanging fruit than stretch they funky ass to reach for the good shyt on the higher branches. Lazy hoes who done played they trump card n got nothing left so now they're acting paranoid cuz ur losing interest, tryna turn fukk friends into relationships just like a wack bytch always will.

U ngaz is crazy, talkin sum scared to look at females u had relations with when ur at werk. Nga please, this mfka is the top salesman at Cockz Cable, bytches wanna try to run that bs HS game on u n look at u stank or have an attitude wit u, u need to be like, shyt, I'm glad we can just be friends n be cool cuz all these papercuts on my fingers from countin all my money I can't hit it right anyway. shyt baby it's lonely at the mfkn top, I feel y'all's pain.

Say some outlandish shyt like that to a fake uppity bytch n watch her act a fool. Have ur bad bytch in reserve come thru the next day for lunch. Couple days later have a different bad bytch come thru, so mfkaz know the deal, u do this shyt all day no problemo. U gots to make the shyt look easy. U focus on ur job n tryna get into mgmt n stop worrying about these hoes' feelings you'll be straight, cuz ain't none of them bytches wife material. They jest wanna be a$$holes to somebody so they can reinforce a false assertion of dominance over men in their lives.

I will say this one last time, nikka, u are the top salesman at Baby Dix Cable. U have a mfkn license to kill. This means no personal fgt talk at werk, no arguments, no goofin off, cuz these bytches and the hating ass ngaz is gunnin for u. U done sampled the wares at werk, shyt was wack, so fck with outside chix.

And get rid of ur girlfriend, bytch so wack she got u fukking up at werk with other wack bytches. shyt is like a wack bytch cancer that keeps metastisizing.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

If you gonna fukk with broads at work you got to tread lightly

Don't fukk one that works directly WITH you... Like within the same office space/department

Don't catch feelings or tell them to not catch feelings.

Damn sure don't mess with 7 of them.. More than you can handle


They tell you not to shyt where you eat but realistically, you spend a lot of time at work (just as much as you do at home) so catching feelings or having chemistry with a co-worker can naturally happen. But you went overboard breh.. You just gonna have to keep the peace the best you can

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Just get u a bad bytch. Not even really trying to fck. Just have that chick swing by werk so y'all can go out for lunch, let her wave to ur cowerkers, take her out, then u come back n chill at ur job focused on ur shyt like Urkel. When ngaz come to give u props, just tell em nah that's ur homegirl n y'all kick it from time to time. After them scallywags realized the simp ass ngaz at werk is comin back to em hatin on u without no useful info, they'll step to u direct. Reiterate that this chick is a friend real subtly. Like these bytches are dumb animals for sitting at werk acting like men n women can't be friends.

Bum bytches be on that sex is everything wave cuz they got nothing else to offer psychologically, so they can only think in terms of man + woman= sex. Nga, u the top salesman at werk, FOH worryin about the confused ass feelings of dikk garages.

Chick wanna stress u, u jest look at the chick like, Baby, I'm focused on the money n my career. I'm sorry u feel that way but life is too short to be goin thru these bullshyt changes so if u don't wanna kick it no more, cool, no love lost. If u do wanna continue being friends, cool. Either way werks for me, I still think ur a wonderful person.

Chicks be lazy, mane. They talk cash shyt all day about wack fgt ass ngaz, but get scared as fukk when they see some competition, they don't wanna compete. They want a Harvard Professor/Male Model/2Pack clone but they don't want HIM to know he is any of those things because otherwise they can't ctrl him. They can't do a bunch of fukk shyt lashing out for attention n u jest sit there n be cool with it, cuz u got options.

Broseph, I have sisters. Nga been savvy but I jest didn't use to practice it because I really didn't want to believe that the shyt was so simple. Chicks would rather complain all day about the quality of low hanging fruit than stretch they funky ass to reach for the good shyt on the higher branches. Lazy hoes who done played they trump card n got nothing left so now they're acting paranoid cuz ur losing interest, tryna turn fukk friends into relationships just like a wack bytch always will.

U ngaz is crazy, talkin sum scared to look at females u had relations with when ur at werk. Nga please, this mfka is the top salesman at Cockz Cable, bytches wanna try to run that bs HS game on u n look at u stank or have an attitude wit u, u need to be like, shyt, I'm glad we can just be friends n be cool cuz all these papercuts on my fingers from countin all my money I can't hit it right anyway. shyt baby it's lonely at the mfkn top, I feel y'all's pain.

Say some outlandish shyt like that to a fake uppity bytch n watch her act a fool. Have ur bad bytch in reserve come thru the next day for lunch. Couple days later have a different bad bytch come thru, so mfkaz know the deal, u do this shyt all day no problemo. U gots to make the shyt look easy. U focus on ur job n tryna get into mgmt n stop worrying about these hoes' feelings you'll be straight, cuz ain't none of them bytches wife material. They jest wanna be a$$holes to somebody so they can reinforce a false assertion of dominance over men in their lives.

I will say this one last time, nikka, u are the top salesman at Baby Dix Cable. U have a mfkn license to kill. This means no personal fgt talk at werk, no arguments, no goofin off, cuz these bytches and the hating ass ngaz is gunnin for u. U done sampled the wares at werk, shyt was wack, so fck with outside chix.

And get rid of ur girlfriend, bytch so wack she got u fukking up at werk with other wack bytches. shyt is like a wack bytch cancer that keeps metastisizing.

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

fukkin broads at work ain't that bad, IF YOU'RE fukkING SMART ABOUT IT.

Here's some key rules nikkas gotta have down if they gone venture to be about that life.

DISCLAIMER: First off if you living with a female or in a relationship, then you fukking up by cheating in the first place. and if will mos def end horribly for you. However, if you are single then you can feast.

- Always let these broads know from the jump what its gone be, don't sell these broads hope or dreams.
- Observe your target or the potential female first before you engage. Check and see how she reacts to certain situations, see if she can keep her mouth closed or if she's a chatty patty. Besides what's the rush she aint going nowhere nikka and if she is leaving the job then you can go for the kill with reckless abandon, cause by then what's the harm she leaving anyway.

- Always play potential drama or conflict to the left and act nonchalant. Women will be emotional no matter what, especially when you slanging that long dikk in them. Just diffuse the situation at work by remaining cool, calm and stoic. Then handle that shyt after work and help her get her mind back right.
- Also If you start catching feelings then you need to abandon mission... signs of this could be you gettin tight when she talk to other nikkas, you wanting to talk to her outside of work without trying to smash (nikkas talmbout I was just calling to see whats good .)
- Eventually some nosey mother fukkers are going to pick up on shyt and try to blow your spot up, just keep that shyt cool and play it off clamly. Getting hostile and confrontational is a no-no And you will just be telling on yourself. Just hit them with a simple "nah it ain't like that, but ol girl cool tho." Then swerve the convo to some other shyt like work, cars, sports or whatever.

This "fukking Co-workers" Life isn't for everybody, so be wise out there brehs

God this shyt is inevitable if you work at a hospital. If you male and in a somewhat high position you gonna be slanging wood left and right.

Breh I been smashing nurses, nursing students, medical assistants shyt is

 

[King Theo]

God this shyt is inevitable if you work at a hospital. If you male and in a somewhat high position you gonna be slanging wood left and right.

Breh I been smashing nurses, nursing students, medical assistants shyt is

you a dr. breh?

 

[lightbearerchef]

I used to enjoy going to work everyday... Never left early
Started chatting with a few hunnies.. Now I hate my job
I'm going for 8 smoke breaks instead of 2


It all started when I found out about this program called "Spark" (basically MSN/group chat) that a lot of people use at work..
I swear I was being good before this Brehs

All of a sudden I got too comfortable in there, PMing hunnies & getting those numbers
I got 2 girls right now that think me and my girlfriend who I live with BROKE UP but I'm still sleeping on the couch
Slept with the 1 and she goes buko crazy whenever a girl comes to my cubicle to talk with me
I stand up and see her standing up at her desk staring like an eagle
One girl sat on my lap and my boss seen me and laughed (thank God he's cool)

So far I've seen 7 girls that I previously slept with there

This shyt so uncomfortable

I work for Cox Communications (tech support) but I'm a top salesman already
I actually enjoyed my job now I hate going.. (If yall want some crazy deals on internet cable or phone I'll hook my Brehs up
Stress at home, stress at work

Why did I do this to myself

Aye breh im doin my orientation for OC (same shyt diff toilet) in tha bay right now. After like 4 or 5 months i was thinkin bout comin down 2 so cal 2 move in my big bro crib & work for Cox. How easy is it gettin in?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikka u fukked way too many hoes at work



now tell me how to get my cable company to lower my bill

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

you a dr. breh?

Na I'm a physician assistant

We had this new doctor that started working with us last month... Asian lady.

She is bad as fukk!found out she's 53 I'd still smash and go out with her/show off to the brehs.

I ain't wanna move in on her though or anything since she's one of my supervisors now. Anyway she hit me with the oh yea I went out with one of the cardiologist for martinis ...I was hating like a mu'phuka cuz this dude is married too. I'll let him eat tho cuz he's a cool cac

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Chicks would rather complain all day about the quality of low hanging fruit than stretch they funky ass to reach for the good shyt on the higher branches

and the church said "amen"


now we will an A and B selection from the choir

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Taken straight from the bible

Just get u a bad bytch. Not even really trying to fck. Just have that chick swing by werk so y'all can go out for lunch, let her wave to ur cowerkers, take her out, then u come back n chill at ur job focused on ur shyt like Urkel. When ngaz come to give u props, just tell em nah that's ur homegirl n y'all kick it from time to time. After them scallywags realized the simp ass ngaz at werk is comin back to em hatin on u without no useful info, they'll step to u direct. Reiterate that this chick is a friend real subtly. Like these bytches are dumb animals for sitting at werk acting like men n women can't be friends.

Bum bytches be on that sex is everything wave cuz they got nothing else to offer psychologically, so they can only think in terms of man + woman= sex. Nga, u the top salesman at werk, FOH worryin about the confused ass feelings of dikk garages.

Chick wanna stress u, u jest look at the chick like, Baby, I'm focused on the money n my career. I'm sorry u feel that way but life is too short to be goin thru these bullshyt changes so if u don't wanna kick it no more, cool, no love lost. If u do wanna continue being friends, cool. Either way werks for me, I still think ur a wonderful person.

Chicks be lazy, mane. They talk cash shyt all day about wack fgt ass ngaz, but get scared as fukk when they see some competition, they don't wanna compete. They want a Harvard Professor/Male Model/2Pack clone but they don't want HIM to know he is any of those things because otherwise they can't ctrl him. They can't do a bunch of fukk shyt lashing out for attention n u jest sit there n be cool with it, cuz u got options.

Broseph, I have sisters. Nga been savvy but I jest didn't use to practice it because I really didn't want to believe that the shyt was so simple. Chicks would rather complain all day about the quality of low hanging fruit than stretch they funky ass to reach for the good shyt on the higher branches. Lazy hoes who done played they trump card n got nothing left so now they're acting paranoid cuz ur losing interest, tryna turn fukk friends into relationships just like a wack bytch always will.

U ngaz is crazy, talkin sum scared to look at females u had relations with when ur at werk. Nga please, this mfka is the top salesman at Cockz Cable, bytches wanna try to run that bs HS game on u n look at u stank or have an attitude wit u, u need to be like, shyt, I'm glad we can just be friends n be cool cuz all these papercuts on my fingers from countin all my money I can't hit it right anyway. shyt baby it's lonely at the mfkn top, I feel y'all's pain.

Say some outlandish shyt like that to a fake uppity bytch n watch her act a fool. Have ur bad bytch in reserve come thru the next day for lunch. Couple days later have a different bad bytch come thru, so mfkaz know the deal, u do this shyt all day no problemo. U gots to make the shyt look easy. U focus on ur job n tryna get into mgmt n stop worrying about these hoes' feelings you'll be straight, cuz ain't none of them bytches wife material. They jest wanna be a$$holes to somebody so they can reinforce a false assertion of dominance over men in their lives.

I will say this one last time, nikka, u are the top salesman at Baby Dix Cable. U have a mfkn license to kill. This means no personal fgt talk at werk, no arguments, no goofin off, cuz these bytches and the hating ass ngaz is gunnin for u. U done sampled the wares at werk, shyt was wack, so fck with outside chix.

And get rid of ur girlfriend, bytch so wack she got u fukking up at werk with other wack bytches. shyt is like a wack bytch cancer that keeps metastisizing.

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Aaaaand we broke up
She threw my shyt out the window at 4am this morning
Wouldn't even let me get dressed
Outside in my drawers downtown looking like a crackhead

 

[JLova]

You'll learn.

I go to work, do my job and go home. I'll chat up important people like my boss and other execs. Aside from folk in my department I don't talk to anyone else unless it involves work.

I don't need to hear about the drama, who hates who, who's fukking who. No time for that shyt and trust your name will get circulated around the water cooler too.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Allergic2latex username...
"COX" communication...

LMAO! If u ain't trollin this shyt still funny!

Lol! "Like an eagle!"
I got nothin but chuckles over here.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Just get u a bad bytch. Not even really trying to fck. Just have that chick swing by werk so y'all can go out for lunch, let her wave to ur cowerkers, take her out, then u come back n chill at ur job focused on ur shyt like Urkel. When ngaz come to give u props, just tell em nah that's ur homegirl n y'all kick it from time to time. After them scallywags realized the simp ass ngaz at werk is comin back to em hatin on u without no useful info, they'll step to u direct. Reiterate that this chick is a friend real subtly. Like these bytches are dumb animals for sitting at werk acting like men n women can't be friends.

Bum bytches be on that sex is everything wave cuz they got nothing else to offer psychologically, so they can only think in terms of man + woman= sex. Nga, u the top salesman at werk, FOH worryin about the confused ass feelings of dikk garages.

Chick wanna stress u, u jest look at the chick like, Baby, I'm focused on the money n my career. I'm sorry u feel that way but life is too short to be goin thru these bullshyt changes so if u don't wanna kick it no more, cool, no love lost. If u do wanna continue being friends, cool. Either way werks for me, I still think ur a wonderful person.

Chicks be lazy, mane. They talk cash shyt all day about wack fgt ass ngaz, but get scared as fukk when they see some competition, they don't wanna compete. They want a Harvard Professor/Male Model/2Pack clone but they don't want HIM to know he is any of those things because otherwise they can't ctrl him. They can't do a bunch of fukk shyt lashing out for attention n u jest sit there n be cool with it, cuz u got options.

Broseph, I have sisters. Nga been savvy but I jest didn't use to practice it because I really didn't want to believe that the shyt was so simple. Chicks would rather complain all day about the quality of low hanging fruit than stretch they funky ass to reach for the good shyt on the higher branches. Lazy hoes who done played they trump card n got nothing left so now they're acting paranoid cuz ur losing interest, tryna turn fukk friends into relationships just like a wack bytch always will.

U ngaz is crazy, talkin sum scared to look at females u had relations with when ur at werk. Nga please, this mfka is the top salesman at Cockz Cable, bytches wanna try to run that bs HS game on u n look at u stank or have an attitude wit u, u need to be like, shyt, I'm glad we can just be friends n be cool cuz all these papercuts on my fingers from countin all my money I can't hit it right anyway. shyt baby it's lonely at the mfkn top, I feel y'all's pain.

Say some outlandish shyt like that to a fake uppity bytch n watch her act a fool. Have ur bad bytch in reserve come thru the next day for lunch. Couple days later have a different bad bytch come thru, so mfkaz know the deal, u do this shyt all day no problemo. U gots to make the shyt look easy. U focus on ur job n tryna get into mgmt n stop worrying about these hoes' feelings you'll be straight, cuz ain't none of them bytches wife material. They jest wanna be a$$holes to somebody so they can reinforce a false assertion of dominance over men in their lives.

I will say this one last time, nikka, u are the top salesman at Baby Dix Cable. U have a mfkn license to kill. This means no personal fgt talk at werk, no arguments, no goofin off, cuz these bytches and the hating ass ngaz is gunnin for u. U done sampled the wares at werk, shyt was wack, so fck with outside chix.

And get rid of ur girlfriend, bytch so wack she got u fukking up at werk with other wack bytches. shyt is like a wack bytch cancer that keeps metastisizing.

I can dig it.