Brehs...WWYD If You Got Catfish'd This Bad??

[hatealot]

I'm getting my dikk sucked and nutting in that bytch throat and I'm out like a thief in the night. Won't even tell my boys, fukk that.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

i got fat fished last year

 

[Kasgoinjail]

She was quite rude about it

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

I used to rob them

 

[knickscity]

Gotta be fake, dude is way too calm.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

still didn't work, some of them showed up at my crib and I was eventually worn down with alcohol by a few.
One followed me from a dating site to social media via a mutual friend and showed up to an event...I got conquered.

 

[Karb]

Forgot to add, the chick started playing "my all' by Mariah Carey and then told me to rub her fat arm

It was one of the lowest points of my life. I'm just happy I was able to get out of there without having by manhood took by that broad. Then she had the nerve to call me like a week later like everything was all good.

"Hiiii it's me.. Camilla"

Me: "Who?"

*Click*

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Forgot to add, the chick started playing "my all' by Mariah Carey and then told me to rub her fat arm

It was one of the lowest points of my life. I'm just happy I was able to get out of there without having by manhood took by that broad. Then she had the nerve to calm me like a week later like everything was all good.

"Hiiii it's me.. Camilla"

Me: "Who?"

*Click*

You got away. I never truly escape. How?
How did it not find where you stay?

 

[Azul]

She was quite rude about it

It has to be fake

 

[KamikazePilot]

I'm out

 

[Karb]

You got away. I never truly escape. How?
How did it not find where you stay?

We lived in different states breh.

I took a L by traveling that far for this questionable broad in the first place

Never gave her my address or anything like that. I don't remember exactly what I did to get her off me but that shyt worked

She had a small studio apartment so she was sleeping right next to me the whole night while I watched late night tv. Got out that bytch first thing in the morning.

Never told a soul about this story either.

She had this weird obsession with having her arm rubbed

 

[Reno89]

I honestly don't feel sorry for anyone that gets catfished. Catfishing is pretty much a person taking advantage of the victims ridiculous dating standards.

 

[Ironman]

Thankfully never been cartfished

Happened to me when I was like 17. I visited her at her house and there was no way for me to get back home until the morning so I had to spend the night. I didn't touch her tho. Had to make up all kinds of excuses.

Was wide awake the whole night and just watched TV.

Horrible experience. Plus she was a chain-smoker :Rojas:

bytch was built like a Turkish wrestler

If you can't get in and out by yourself that's a no go

 

[dap-man]

I wouldn't let her touch me.
I'll tell her I'm not interested.

If she lied about her looks. Then I have to question her relationship status. She could be a Woman trying to cheat on her Man.

She could also lie about not having any sexual diseases too.

She's not to be trusted.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I did


Was a even bigger L because it was people over

Had to tell my nikka let’s take a walk real quick and explained the whole thing