Brehs...WWYD If You Got Catfish'd This Bad??

[Blankthawtz]

Forgot to add, the chick started playing "my all' by Mariah Carey and then told me to rub her fat arm

It was one of the lowest points of my life. I'm just happy I was able to get out of there without having by manhood took by that broad. Then she had the nerve to call me like a week later like everything was all good.

"Hiiii it's me.. Camilla"

Me: "Who?"

*Click*

 

[Karb]

Thankfully never been cartfished

If you can't get in and out by yourself that's a no go

Yeah I learned my lesson. I was 17 at the time.

 

[O.G.B]

I used to rob them

 

[Black Cher]

"no more cheese doodles"

 

[Vandelay]

Her voice matched her body...I don't feel sorry for homie at all.

 

[Ironman]

Yeah I learned my lesson. I was 17 at the time.

You could've died brotha!!!

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

I'm getting my dikk sucked and nutting in that bytch throat and I'm out like a thief in the night. Won't even tell my boys, fukk that.

Back in my single days, I did this shyt all the time. Got catfished, played along with it, throat fukked and nutted in their mouths then dipped. One bytch, I met off tagged had some good mouth and i met her late at night, was tired from the drive so I slept with my dikk in her mouth and went home the next day like nothing happened.

I mean if they want me that bad to lie, I might as well get some money and neck outta it.

 

[Karb]

You could've died brotha!!!

I know breh. It could've been a set up. She told me she had a crazy ex boyfriend (altho in hindsight I find that hard to believe ). Supposedly he used to beat her. But he was locked up so I figured the coast was clear

All night I kept thinking about dude knocking on the door

I needed that experience tho, I was way too reckless.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Back in my single days, I did this shyt all the time. Got catfished, played along with it, throat fukked and nutted in their mouths then dipped. One bytch, I met off tagged had some good mouth and i met her late at night, was tired from the drive so I slept with my dikk in her mouth and went home the next day like nothing happened.

I mean if they want me that bad to lie, I might as well get some money and neck outta it.

use to do shyt like that (no catfish just jumpoffs) then i thought to myself..i'm not leavin my dna in these chicks possession....hoes is clever...they spit ya shyt in a zip lock and try to shove it up they puss when u bounce....i always nutted in the condom and flushed that shyt just in case she went thru the trash for my shyt....if i raw dawged i sprayed..got a towel...and wiped that shyt off the chick myself.....i've heard stories of how chicks got preg by dudes slippin breh......

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

use to do shyt like that (no catfish just jumpoffs) then i thought to myself..i'm not leavin my dna in these chicks possession....hoes is clever...they spit ya shyt in a zip lock and try to shove it up they puss when u bounce....i always nutted in the condom and flushed that shyt just in case she went thru the trash for my shyt....if i raw dawged i sprayed..got a towel...and wiped that shyt off the chick myself.....i've heard stories of how chicks got preg by dudes slippin breh......

I made sure they always swallowed the evidence.

 

[Bart simpson]

See this IS THE gif is obligatory for ANY catfish situation

 

[Maddmike]

I would have got my dikk sucked for my troubles...fukk what y'll sayin

 

[StarClout]

All the years I’ve seen this gif, I just now noticed the “I Love Rice” shirt dude has on

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Her voice matched her body...I don't feel sorry for homie at all.

Best post in this thread

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Kinda got catfished once...kinda sorta.

So there was this overweight christian chick at my old job. Now she had rolls, but she also had some PHAT ASS TITTIES and a CUUUTE face.
So of course, wanting to get at the breastmeats, I kicked it to her.
She and I talked for a week before she invited me over to her place on a saturday.
First red flag...she lived in DC.
Second red flag....she had teenage kids in the house. One of whom was giving me the sexy eyes when I got there. No thanks!
Third red flag....she did nothing but talk about real estate the whole time we were chillin at her place.
So I'm trying to change the conversation to me and her but she ain't seemin to budge. So around 2300 I got fed up and excused myself to head out and go home. Thanked her for the evening and got up to head to the door.
She tells me I can stay cause it's too late at night, I don't have to go home.

So I'm thinking I'm about to get my on, but then I thought about the last 4 damn hours I wasted listening to her drivel on about houses and buying real estate.
My shyt went limp.
So she's in her bedroom and i'm in the livingroom.
She comes out in her pajamas and tells me I can come sleep with her...but no fooling around.
I can see the outline of them beautiful gigantic t*ts and I know she ain't inviting me to her bed just to "Sleep"....
but I just couldn't...
The thought of having to deal with that bullshyt real-estate talk if i dated her or hit-it just threw me off.

I stripped down to my boxers and hopped in and literally laid there with her staring at me for a while.
She knows I shoulda hit it.
I know I shoulda hit it.
I could see her thinking about it in her head...wondering why I didn't jump on her...
But I just couldn't take a chance gettin tied to another nutcase.
Especially one with two almost grown ass kids.

So I barely slept and woke up after about 4 hours and got the hell outta there.
No surprise we didn't even acknowledge each others presence in the hallway after that.
I wasn't upset tho.
That was a bag for someone else to hold...not me...not for all the titties in the world.