Bride getting ATE OUT at the wedding reception!

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Shows this place is full of bunch of judgemental nerds who don't get invited to weddings

And you're being JUST as judgemental.​

It's just a matter of propriety.​

Some of us who have participated in/been married look at the occasion as meaning something different than you do. What we consider 'appropriate behavior' is based on that.​
 

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And you're being JUST as judgemental.​

It's just a matter of propriety.​

Some of us who have participated in/been married look at the occasion as meaning something different than you do. What we consider 'appropriate behavior' is based on that.​

Naw some people in here actually thought dude was eating her out.
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I’ve never been to a wedding so now I’m confused
Why is this a tradition
What is the wedding garter tradition?
The garter toss is a Western wedding tradition dating back centuries. But the version people are most familiar with goes something like this: During the reception, the bride sits in a chair while her groom removes a garter from around her leg. He uses his hands (or yes, in some cases, teeth) then tosses it at a crowd of all the bachelors in attendance.

The garter toss is basically seen as the male counterpart to the bouquet toss, in which unmarried ladies compete to catch the bride's bouquet. In fact, the person who nabs the garter sometimes puts it on the leg of whoever wins the floral arrangement. They might even share the next dance.

Of course, not all weddings have a bride and a groom, or a wedding dress to reach under for that matter! So feel free to adapt the activity to make it more your own. And while the modern version of this long-standing tradition is meant to be lighthearted, it's still not for everyone. If the whole thing sounds awkward or a little too raunchy, you're more than welcome to skip it altogether.


What is the symbolism of a wedding garter?
Nowadays, the winners of both the garter and the bouquet toss are said to find love—or more specifically, tie the knot—next. Some consider the rituals cute and funny forms of entertainment; others think they single out all the single guests, are unnecessarily gendered and imply that marriage is an end goal for everybody. And while the contemporary version of the garter toss is controversial in its own right, the extended history of the tradition is even more complicated.

Bridal garters have actually been considered tokens of good luck for quite some time—we're talking since the Middle Ages. But a garter prize has also problematically represented a bride's "deflowering"…. Way back when, married couples were expected to consummate their union immediately, and some wedding guests actually tried to watch to make sure the deed was done. Removing a garter and presenting it as "proof" was a ploy to get some privacy and appease hopeful onlookers.
 

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They actually did this at one of my friends wedding. I remember this chick with a nice body caught the bouquet… and dude she came with felt some kind of way bc he didn’t get the garter. I can’t fully remember
 

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That's what I said. :mindblown:

If you can't be sexually immoral with your wife (or husband), who can you be sexually immoral with? :dahell:
It's something I often say when you see pastors marry pornstars.. Not something I'd ever do, but people will be quick to say, "And now he's getting the church wife sex instead of......"


Nah fool, you supposed to do EVERYTHING with your wife. Y'all two nasty motherfukkers better keep it fresh or you're not going to make it 50-70 years without someone stepping out. You should actually be having the best sex of your life with your wife of all your lovers..


I don't know what people think this is
 
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