Last place you ever want to be is in a jail where you don’t speak the language
Russian Cop : *speaks in moonspeak for 2 mins*
Russian public defender with a heavy Russian accent: He says sign here and you free
Brittney:
Are you sure, he was speaking for a while
PD: Yhes, he says many formalies required by law. Its a very fair deal.
Brittney:
What deal!? Some of the Africans in here are saying Russia is at war. When did that happen? Why have I been here for so long
Cop: *Starts shouting in moonspeak*
Brittney:
PD: *Speaks in moonspeak to cop*
PD: Don't worry, sign here to say you not a spy.
Brittney:
But you said signing this would set free me. I got to call my wife, i need help
. My kids are with my ex-wife and they probably wo-
Cop:
PD: *Speaks in moonspeak* Joo have a
wives?
Brittney: Yes...
PD: *speaking with no accent* And they let you raise children?
Brittny: Wait?
Cop:
*accentless* You don't say.
Brittney: