Brittney Griner mugshot dropped

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Im sure she wasn't silly Enough to be in Russia with drugs,,

maybe she was setup by a Russian pawg on some Brokedown Palace type shyt
 

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At the end of the day an american nikka is still a nikka. I'm team #passportbro all day but I'm under no illusions I could get banged up abroad and nobody would give a fukk. There's two brehs who are Brothers in Jail in Ecaudor now doing football numbers.
Yeah I seen that story on a YouTube video, truly sad
 

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This dude could've been one of the greats :snoop:

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It was all downhill from here
 

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Im sure she wasn't silly Enough to be in Russia with drugs,,

maybe she was setup by a Russian pawg on some Brokedown Palace type shyt
She was clearly set up. Russia is the leading nation in drugged up athletes hence the reason they always get banned from Olympic competitions. they don't give a fukk about cannibus oil.
Purely a political hit.
 

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Last place you ever want to be is in a jail where you don’t speak the language:francis:
Russian Cop : *speaks in moonspeak for 2 mins*

Russian public defender with a heavy Russian accent: He says sign here and you free

Brittney: :mjcry: Are you sure, he was speaking for a while

PD: Yhes, he says many formalies required by law. Its a very fair deal.

Brittney: :mjcry:What deal!? Some of the Africans in here are saying Russia is at war. When did that happen? Why have I been here for so long:mjcry:

Cop: *Starts shouting in moonspeak*

Brittney: :mjcry:

PD: *Speaks in moonspeak to cop*

PD: Don't worry, sign here to say you not a spy.

Brittney: :mjcry: But you said signing this would set free me. I got to call my wife, i need help:to:. My kids are with my ex-wife and they probably wo-

Cop: :mjpls:

PD: *Speaks in moonspeak* Joo have a wives?

Brittney: Yes...

PD: *speaking with no accent* And they let you raise children?:huhldup:

Brittny: Wait?:lupe:

Cop: :mjpls:*accentless* You don't say.

Brittney::mjcry:
 
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