Broke up with wifey because she wanted to search my phone

[roxxthe96er]

Ya seed gon be callin' some dude like the guy from First Sunday "dad"...

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

Me and my girl share a phone. But we keep it in her purse. If I wanna talk on it I have to put it on speaker phone.

It's not as bad as it sounds though.

That bytch got her foot on your neck

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

That bytch got her foot on your neck

Spoiler

That facepalm is for you, not me

 

[Tunez]

Me and my girl share a phone. But we keep it in her purse. If I wanna talk on it I have to put it on speaker phone.

It's not as bad as it sounds though.

LOL wtf

 

[newworldafro]

All you tech savvy jokers.....isn't there an app for concealing dirt/ or just info you don't need you significant other easily finding........................isn't there an app for that???....

Better get your girl back OP, for someone else is consoling her buns with penis.... ..you have crushed 100s of women, focus on this one woman for the rest of your days breh ...... unless you ready to contribute to another black single parent household .... or unless you going to fight for polygamy in the Northeast ......or unless you can't find a better phone app















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*drops the mike, gets married at 53 to a 30 something like George Clooney did*

 

[TillWeDie]

interesting thread and all (hope things can work out) but is this dog doing salsa or something?

 

[newworldafro]

interesting thread and all (hope things can work out) but is this dog doing salsa or something?

I've never wanted a pet so bad after watching that joker shimmy...

 

[TillWeDie]

I've never wanted a pet so bad after watching that joker shimmy...

I just did an internet search and found this though lol . There's something tied to his neck but not sure if it's just a regular leash or something to hold him up. Nevermind, just saw the end of it.

 

[Black]

interesting thread and all (hope things can work out) but is this dog doing salsa or something?

I have no idea I just thought it was funny.

 

[newworldafro]

I have no idea I just thought it was funny.

This brehther is hurting and we talking about ballroom dancing dogs ...

 

[Art Barr]

if dude needs some level of privacy, i don't see anything wrong with him not wanting to share info on the phone. doesn't mean the person is cheating. what if a friend shared something in confidence by text and you let your girl read it? it's not just about your privacy but also the privacy of others.

this some hellafied game right'chere.

adds, to if you know me so well.
to say i should trust you going through my phone.
you should know me well enough to know my password without me telling you.



art barr

*knows pw, is some shyt she could never guess.
plus, gives the alibi.
for the one you wanna keep to snoop through ya phone.
as, all women snoop.
plus, run ya pockets and ya phone, and try to place it all back how it was previously.
so, if you wanna be around one in the long run.

you, need a good out and how to not be a nikka who is so phone extensive anyway.

machette, don't text.

 

[Art Barr]

Nobody touches my phone. Nobody.

fawk, chu mean!

all, females go throughted't nikka'z phones.
they be trying to draw like them.
to tape'n finger prints off of shot glasses...

y'all nikkaz talk'n that old shyt like it's fukk'n pre-smart phone flip phone era.

all females go throughed't phones.
get'cho damn game brought into the next level joe.


nikkaz be talembout,....
nikkaz old and shyt,...
that flabby and sick shyt,
but young nikkaz,...
not even modern, in their own young nikka supposed game.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Yes boo, has he earned her trust?

are you that virgin?


if so, that explains a lot of your off brand answers.

if not,...
then, all i gotta say is.
good luck, building trust with someone with how off brand, you think.



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

i'm all for communication but honestly it would never stop. you show her the phone, she "finds" nothing and she trusts you again and you live happily ever after...i wish. she'll just keep on harassing you and nagging you, snooping around. i feel like a lot of times it's better to squash her feeling of entitlement to your privacy very early. i'd ask her why she suddenly feels that way, what changed, if i did something that made her doubt me and we can talk about that. but she's simply not going through my phone with my permission.

actually skeets bm, sounds either:


a. naivette
which will change now, she has a kid.
at a much higher clip of maturity than before she was a mother.


b. cheater

c. does not have game, and is not sly like a female who really has her game tight.
to never bring up an issue about phones.
yet, be checking the ungodly hell outta the phone anyway.

d. been through infidelity before and is now preying on the type she loathes by being an eic/cs vampire.
it is getting close to tax time and females start looking for those excuses.
to get rid of a nikka way before january, nikka.
so, said nikka...don't get a chance to get that check.
or, even know it is a key component in the braintrust.
for why you have a kid with this female.





art barr

 

[Swirv]

Power struggle. Breakin up was the right thing but you never should have called her first. U might as well give her the phone now.