Bugged Out Shyt You Did While High

[Jesus Is Lord]

Throws a M80 at a passing cop car, BOOM! my mans and them ran but I was too high, so as the cops jumped out with their guns drawn, I laid on the ground and screamed, "some Puerto Ricans keep shooting at me!" The cops believed me and screamed on their radios, "it's a gang of Puerto Ricans! I repeated a gang of Puerto Rican males!" " Young man where did they go? " I told them I didn't know, my chest hurts. They peeled off like TV cops and you heard sirens all over the neighborhood. I sat on my stoop and watch my mans come back one by one .

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

For no reason walked into a street level window of a frat house at Michigan and pissed on their (finished) basement floor. Lights on at all. Took a beer out their cooler on their way out.

Chi Phi for U of M heads.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I remember I walked into a glass door at the mall when I was so blunted...it was embarassing.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I don't even know why you guys smoke and leave the house. If I'm gonna be out and about I'mma be drinking, when I smoke all I wanna do is stay inside and watch movies

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

At my Jamaican homeboy crib with my cousin, my homeboy goes to take a shower. We sitting in his living room like , his pops upstairs sleep. Our dumbasses go into his kitchen, hit up the fridge on some hungry shyt, this niqqa Ski Hat sees a dozen eggs........I looked at my cousin and said "watch this" I stacked the eggs in the microwave and set it for about 10 minutes and went outside to sit on his stoop like

Niqqa......that shyt said BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! The eggs blew up all over the kitchen, eggs EVERYWHERE, His pops came running downstairs, G came out the shower like . Our dumbasses walked back in the house like "da fukk happened G? We was outside and heard a boom."


Pops wilded the hell out on some Jamaican patois shyt. We eased out and In front of his crib.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

no shyt, the second time i ever got high was on some shyt by the name of 'aurora borealis'. if i remember correctly, this shyt was albino. i mean it was some whole other shyt, and this was before i knew anything about smoking bud. let's keep that last fact in mind.

me and my friends rolled up a joint with a late notice from blockbuster video and got high as shyt in my room. my jewish homie with diabetes had a fort with some 1970s playboys so we went there and smoked a little bit more. i shyt you not, that was one of the top 5 highs of my life and even tho i don't flex like that on here...the ol' boy victor ward is a professional when it comes to consuming that heavenly botany. i've done it all twice. i think.

anyways, me, the jew, my nikka, and my russian nikka are walking through a college campus in single file line-- skipping. it was like we were in the wizard of oz or some horrible european cartoon. luckily, my pawg bff at the time (before the word pawg) saw us and picked us up. i was in the front seat like slow down and homegirl was only doin 15. i wish it was like that everytime.

but strains are some kind of awesome now and you can find weed that caters to your agenda (quadruple entendre, ask how after the jump!). i miss those days as far as weed goes. tbh, being 16 blows and that's why i was getting high.

*edit: like 5 edits on this because i'm effed up now. but if anyone asks...i'm studying.

 

[killacal]

yooo

 

[killacal]

For no reason walked into a street level window of a frat house at Michigan and pissed on their (finished) basement floor. Lights on at all. Took a beer out their cooler on their way out.

Chi Phi for U of M heads.

On some bruh man shyt Those cacs were like is he really peeing Should we stop him

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I don't even know why you guys smoke and leave the house. If I'm gonna be out and about I'mma be drinking, when I smoke all I wanna do is stay inside and watch movies

I'm a functioning weedhead. I can smoke and drive, work, and do my normal routine fine.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Am I the only one who watched the static channels while high? I called it "Watching Channel Zero"

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I got high on pcp one time and walked off and left my car, I was all the way home before I realized I didnt have my car.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

I don't even know why you guys smoke and leave the house. If I'm gonna be out and about I'mma be drinking, when I smoke all I wanna do is stay inside and watch movies

I only smoked as a teen. I HAD to go outside.

 

[ThaRealness]

I remember I walked into a glass door at the mall when I was so blunted...it was embarassing.

I did this shyt at my crib and got caught because of it

My dad saw me walk into the storm door

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I got high on pcp one time and walked off and left my car, I was all the way home before I realized I didnt have my car.

this is real shyt. i did the exact same thing on some wet some fukkboys gave me when i was an amateur. the story is word for word...but substitute 'car' for 'pants'.

 

[jaydolf spitler]

went to a kid cudi concert my freshman year. was smoked out, drunk, and my friend had some pills called amoxycilin or some shyt and i looked at the label on that while we were pregaming and it said "causes extreme drunkenness" so i was like 'well that IS the goal for tonight'. so i took 2. After the concert went back to this chick's place where all of us were having a get together after. This fine chick with a big ass was laughin at all my jokes and whatever and we had ordered a pizza earlier. Pizza came and she asked if i could get her a slice and some water. I came back all feelin myself like "here u go ma" i look down at what i'm holding and it's a slice of pizza INSIDE a cup of water. Never knew how fukked up i was till that moment. Even i was like