Bugged Out Shyt You Did While High

[The 2020 New Member]

nothing too serious.

I pulled a bunch of boxes off the shelf in the cereal aisle like I was at the library, sat down on the floor and was reading the back of them.

One time I turned on the XBox to play Halo.... sat there and watched the intro theme demo or whatever for like an hour and a half. I was stuck there. Straight status.


I remember I tried to drive to the mall high... I hit this parked minivan while I was trying to park. I got mad as hell. Like why these motherfukkers was double parked and shyt, man! Like, dont they know other nikkas wanna park they shyt!? Why can't nikkas be more respectful of allocated space and shyt, man!? So instead of backing up, I stepped on the gas like I was trying to peel off. I was really trying to push that minivan straight in their parking spot. 85 Caprice, I was doing that shyt, too. lol I looked and heard it hit the car in the next spot over...

Then I looked down and realized that they wasn't double parked, the parking lot still had them old faded lines and they had painted the new ones down. I was like OH shyt WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I drove home fast as hell.

You know that scene in Menace 2 Society where Kane is sitting in his room, waiting on the cops or somebody to show up? I was the same way. Shook and paranoid, looking at the ceiling and shyt...waiting on the cops or somebody to come.

But nobody ever did.

this is one of the funniest and realest things i've ever heard. i honestly believe this shyt. i've done stuff like this, too. i'm tryna recall it. i'm faded and don't fell like typing it out but one time i got high as shyt and watch my homie beat the shyt out of a WW2 veteran.

*edit: that a$$hole had it coming, tho.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

nothing too serious.

I pulled a bunch of boxes off the shelf in the cereal aisle like I was at the library, sat down on the floor and was reading the back of them.

One time I turned on the XBox to play Halo.... sat there and watched the intro theme demo or whatever for like an hour and a half. I was stuck there. Straight status.


I remember I tried to drive to the mall high... I hit this parked minivan while I was trying to park. I got mad as hell. Like why these motherfukkers was double parked and shyt, man! Like, dont they know other nikkas wanna park they shyt!? Why can't nikkas be more respectful of allocated space and shyt, man!? So instead of backing up, I stepped on the gas like I was trying to peel off. I was really trying to push that minivan straight in their parking spot. 85 Caprice, I was doing that shyt, too. lol I looked and heard it hit the car in the next spot over...

Then I looked down and realized that they wasn't double parked, the parking lot still had them old faded lines and they had painted the new ones down. I was like OH shyt WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I drove home fast as hell.

You know that scene in Menace 2 Society where Kane is sitting in his room, waiting on the cops or somebody to show up? I was the same way. Shook and paranoid, looking at the ceiling and shyt...waiting on the cops or somebody to come.

But nobody ever did.

Lmao thats like the time I did a

Spoiler

hit and run, nicca was on a bike tho. I sped all the way home, I was scared the police was coming cuz I thought somebody had took down my license plate. I was scared for bout an hr I was checking dpd's active calls n shyt

 

[Willie]

Pulled up to Wal Mart and said I'm gonna sit here and shake a little of this high off before I go in here shopping.

Closed my eyes and woke up the next morning still in the parking lot.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Idk lemme see.


Knock a woman's drink out of her hand on the dance floor and then tell her I'm not paying for another one.

shyt most shyt I do that's stupid is when I'm sober. Most stuff I do high is tight, like freestyling with my barber outside of Starbucks smoking newports.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Idk lemme see.


Knock a woman's drink out of her hand on the dance floor and then tell her I'm not paying for another one.

shyt most shyt I do that's stupid is when I'm sober. Most stuff I do high is tight, like freestyling with my barber outside of Starbucks smoking newports.

Lol im just a big of a fucc up when im sober as I am when im high

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Lol im just a big of a fucc up when im sober as I am when im high

Lol word, but do you have the energy to get upset at shyt when you're high like you do when you're sober?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Lol word, but do you have the energy to get upset at shyt when you're high like you do when you're sober?

Nah dont shyt upset me when im high, prolly some of the reason I stay high

 

[Box Cutta]

I've tossed a good bit of weed because of paranoia.

 

[Banned Account12]

stayed in the shower for like 45 minutes, because i was paranoid thinking goons was waiting in the kitchen ready to light my ass up when i got out

too geeked to drive, let my jumpoff drive me across town to a liquor store...this bytch literally parked right next to some cops

stayed in the mirror looking at my ears for bout 10 minutes, shyt was weird

forgot how to get home once and parked at the wrong house twice

nothing outta the ordinary 4real brehs

 

[Banned Account12]

I've tossed a good bit of weed because of paranoia.

word

when you know you high af and you look at the blunt like damn this some good good

bout two weeks ago i rolled a J so perfect it seemed like that shyt was never going to go out
i was on my patio paranoid as hell thinking my neighbors called the cops outta jealousy

 

[$lim]

Walked up in a store still holding a cigg like I was at home or something

 

[LionofJudah]

I remember getting blazed my first time over my boy house. This was probably 97 or 98, maybe even 96. He had had one of these flyers on his refrigerator that had missing kids on it and they had a kid on there that was missing since the early 90's, maybe even 1990. I was rollin' talking bout 'I guess you can kiss they asses goodbye' LMAO. I was laughing about this shyt for like 20 mins. on why they were still looking for these kids.

 

[Box Cutta]

word

when you know you high af and you look at the blunt like damn this some good good

bout two weeks ago i rolled a J so perfect it seemed like that shyt was never going to go out
i was on my patio paranoid as hell thinking my neighbors called the cops outta jealousy

Man, during my sophomore year of undergrad, me and one of my better friends lived in the same dorm. It was kinda in a weird spot...there weren't really any good places to blaze in close proximity. There was one place next to a parking lot, and this other place that was kind of this open field between two roads...both places were shady as fukk but we had no real choice but to hit em up daily....

I remember the years after that though, after we had stopped fukking with campus dorms and moved into off-campus apartments where we could smoke freely, we used to talk about that time fondly...we kinda missed the "excitement" of blazing in somewhat shady areas.

 

[Pool_Shark]

One time I took too many ills and I was telling my brother, just drop me off at the hospital and leave me. They're telling me to just chill and I was clutching my chest like a bytch thinking I was gonna die lol.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

nothing too serious.

I pulled a bunch of boxes off the shelf in the cereal aisle like I was at the library, sat down on the floor and was reading the back of them.

One time I turned on the XBox to play Halo.... sat there and watched the intro theme demo or whatever for like an hour and a half. I was stuck there. Straight status.


I remember I tried to drive to the mall high... I hit this parked minivan while I was trying to park. I got mad as hell. Like why these motherfukkers was double parked and shyt, man! Like, dont they know other nikkas wanna park they shyt!? Why can't nikkas be more respectful of allocated space and shyt, man!? So instead of backing up, I stepped on the gas like I was trying to peel off. I was really trying to push that minivan straight in their parking spot. 85 Caprice, I was doing that shyt, too. lol I looked and heard it hit the car in the next spot over...

Then I looked down and realized that they wasn't double parked, the parking lot still had them old faded lines and they had painted the new ones down. I was like OH shyt WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I drove home fast as hell.

You know that scene in Menace 2 Society where Kane is sitting in his room, waiting on the cops or somebody to show up? I was the same way. Shook and paranoid, looking at the ceiling and shyt...waiting on the cops or somebody to come.

But nobody ever did.

I thought that I was the only who looked at shyt over and over on some shyt.


One time about 1 in the morning I just came inside the crib from smoking all night out in the park, I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge and saw a pack of bologna like on some shyt. So I said I'm about to get busy. I take out the frying pan and turn the stove on, not realizing that it never ignited I put 2 slices in the pan, so I stand up there like its sizzling, mixing it around with the fork and shyt, never realized that the fire wasn't on (mind you I smell the gas, not not giving a fukk)my dumbass thought the reason that it wasnt cooking was because the pan was too small, so I got a pot and put it on the stove and emptied the whole pack of bologna in the pot on some shyt. I'm mixing this shyt like scrambled eggs, nothing cooking, next thing I know my brother comes in on some "fukk you doing niqqaaaaaaaaaa?!" I told him"I'm making breakfast and lunch for the week you bytchass niqqa" this dude says .......... "aight, I know you high now! Turn off the gas man..........TURN OF DAMN GAS! "


I was like , I know , I know. Then I opened the window and lit the stove and started cooking the bologna, it was like 20 slices in the pot, the fire is wild high and shyt is SIZZLING like Benihana, the smoke alarm goes off and pop dukes comes in the kitchen with my brother on some Bill Cosby tone "Just.....what.....do.....you......think.....you're ....doing?"

I told him that I was making breakfast and lunch for the week. Niqqa told me to take the pot off the stove, so I did and then he said, "take your hot bologna ass and sit on the stoop and don't come back until you eat all of that shyt!"

I go outside, dudes from. My block still out there chillin, they see me and come over to the stoop and ask me why I got a pot outside. I told them I was hungry and I made bologna, half of them niqqas was like "YEAH BOY!" because the was high too, so I let dudes reach in the pot and take slices, pops opened the window and said, " put them shyt back, he gotta eat all of those by himself!" Maaaaan I ate that whole pack of hot bologna, shyt got tiring, I folded them shyts up like tacos, nibbled on the like caterpillars eating leaves, I created mad styles to eat that shyt. My dudes were on some



Haven't had bologna since, that's my word brehs.