Bugged Out Shyt You Did While High

[ThaRealness]

went to a kid cudi concert my freshman year. was smoked out, drunk, and my friend had some pills called amoxycilin or some shyt and i looked at the label on that while we were pregaming and it said "causes extreme drunkenness" so i was like 'well that IS the goal for tonight'. so i took 2. After the concert went back to this chick's place where all of us were having a get together after. This fine chick with a big ass was laughin at all my jokes and whatever and we had ordered a pizza earlier. Pizza came and she asked if i could get her a slice and some water. I came back all feelin myself like "here u go ma" i look down at what i'm holding and it's a slice of pizza INSIDE a cup of water. Never knew how fukked up i was till that moment. Even i was like

 

[jaydolf spitler]

i prolly got a million stories for this thread.

Another time me and my homie who always had that grade A were just chiefin all summer. We went to go fukk with some chicks at the pool and when we got done we headed back to the crib. We were on one of the busiest roads in town and are in the middle of the 3 lane road. We were always blastin some music and vibing whenever we drove. I swear to u me and this kid even tho he was driving didn't look up out the windshield for like 5 straight minutes in some semi-bumper to bumper traffic. we were just hittin stop and go's down the street. When we finally both look up simultaneously we see some old dude standing right in front of the hood of our car, the door to the car in front of us was wide open in the middle of the street so we knew it was his car. This dude was LIVID lmao me and homie are lookin at each other all confused like why this dude goin off on us like this? Our windows were up so we couldn't hear anything just watchin him seemingly cuss and pop veins out his forehead. After like a 2 minute tongue lashing he gets back into his car and drives off. Me and homie just look at each other and start cracking up like WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! then we thought about it the whole way back home and came to the conclusion that amidst our music listening session and level of high that we unknowingly rear ended his car a little but not enough damage was done for him to do anything about it

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I got stories for days since I smoke all the time now, recently I have developed a bad habit in leaving my shyt in different stores. I left my wallet (twice) and my sons diaper bag at the market all within the last few months. I also can't count small change for shyt when I'm zooted. That's my number 1 weakness. Example...

Cashier: Your total is 12.37 Mr. yogurt

Me: Gives Cashier 20 dollar bill and says "hold up, I think I have some change", digs in pocket for change

Me: Gives cashier 17 cent for some reason

Cashier:

 

[jaydolf spitler]

I got stories for days since I smoke all the time now, recently I have developed a bad habit in leaving my shyt in different stores. I left my wallet (twice) and my sons diaper bag at the market all within the last few months. I also can't count small change for shyt when I'm zooted. That's my number 1 weakness. Example...

Cashier: Your total is 12.37 Mr. yogurt

Me: Gives Cashier 20 dollar bill and says "hold up, I think I have some change", digs in pocket for change

Me: Gives cashier 17 cent for some reason

Cashier:

 

[sanityovar8ted]

this is real shyt. i did the exact same thing on some wet some fukkboys gave me when i was an amateur. the story is word for word...but substitute 'car' for 'pants'.

Lmao

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

I smoke weed everyday so im passed all the dumb mistakes but when i first started id fukk up a lot

 

[sanityovar8ted]

My husband cussed me out something terrible that night cuz he had to take me to get my car. Thankfully I was just around the corner. Then there was the time I choked the shyt outta this stud. I thought she was stealing from me.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Am I the only one who watched the static channels while high? I called it "Watching Channel Zero"

you remember that show on MTV? short lived hiphop animation!

 

[Swag King Cole]

this one time i just finished smoking my friend in the park and after a 3rd friend met up with us, they were hungry and we were in downtown so we starting walking towards some spots. there were alot of people around and i felt claustrophobic so i said "im just gonna catch the train home", the friend i smoked with was cool about it but the other was mad i was dippin out as soon as she got there.

i had some people staying at the crib that i didnt know too well so i took my laptop with me. on my walk to the train station i was feeling this weird shock sensation coming from my backpack... i pull out and feel the sensation coming directly from my charger. i take my charger out and leave it on the sidewalk. i walked a good 4 blocks before realizing that i was probably just being a high motherfukker and walked back to retrieve my charger.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Another wild 1 = when me and my brother were smoking and decided to go to walmart like 2 summers ago. I forget what I needed, but he's driving and it starts pouring down raining out of nowhere. Anyway, I tell him to drop me off in front of the store so I don't get soaked and he does it. So I pay for my shyt and come out of the store, I see an old school caddy (the same color and model as his) parked in a handicap spot and I sprint over in the rain and jump in the passengers seat. As soon as I get in I notice that nobody's in the driver seat and some lil ass kid is laying down on the backseat like he's sleep or some shyt. I almost instantly realize that I jumped in the wrong fukking car and apologized and bounced. My brother seen the whole thing go down and was laughing his ass off

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Yea i got super fukked up on my 19 birthday. I was on all fukking geeked out, i was on 2 valiums, kush blunts, thizz, and some ZzZz. We are getting ready to go to this club i had a fake ID. I didnt feel fukked up until we start doing some shots of jack daniels. After those shots a nikka was seriously on cloud 9 i was floating around my house.

So i start getting dressed and i just had got a new pair of shoes ( some fresh all black air max's). I get my cloths on and put my shoes on. Im walking to the car and my nikka Ryan is like "yo those shoes". I think he likes them im like " yeah they fresh as fukk huh?" He says "nah mothafukka you got two different shoes on my boy!" I look down and a nikka had one all black shoe and a white van shoe on the other foot. I then got lost trying to find my other air max shoe. Found that mothafuka in the cupboards with the shot glasses.

That night at the club i was grabbing a cigarette from my girls purse. I guess i pulled out a pen cap, go to light it, and everybody stopped me. I started arguing with everybody that it was a stogie. I was just on another level that. Never again.

 

[Swamp-Thing]

I was on molly and stepped in front of dude who had his gun drawn on some crazy bytch at a party. I knew dude from work and just wanted him to keep the peace but thinking back that was fukking stupid of me to do. Luckily nobody got shot that night.

I have too many stories from times taking shroom or acid but I think walking in front of a gun was the most bugged out shyt though.

 

[jaydolf spitler]

Was partying at this apartment complex clubhouse once with some chick i was seeing and someone was having a party in there, a bunch of her friends were there. I was zooted walkin around and playin pool. Then out the corner of my eye i see a full bottle of Simply Orange Juice sitting on a table. My high ass was like like a fly headed straight for the light. This was around the time Wiz Khalifa's kush and orange juice came out. I thought it was one of my girl's friends so i picked it up and started walking around (had no intentions of drinking it). I was being stupid and walkin up to ppl like "kush and orange juice nikka yea that's right".

Then i turn around and this short scary lookin mexican dude is mean muggin me right behind me. He said "How's my orange juice" with a pool stick in his hand lmao i thought it wasn't a big deal cuz it was still unopened so i was just like 'o shyt my bad thought this was one of my girl's friends since almost everyone here is with us.'

This dude wasn't havin it he looks at me and says "Take a sip nikka" with the pool stick in his hand. I was fully expecting him to hit me over my head with the pool stick so i wouldn't take a sip. I kept bein like "nah bruh just take it" and he would keep saying "TAKE ANOTHER SIP" and i still wouldnt do it cuz the tone he said it in was more like a "Take another sip and disrespect me so i can knock u out while u drinkin it" lmao

This stalemate went on for like 10 of the longest minutes of my life and a crowd formed so im mad uncomfortable. It ends with someone from the crowd lookin at me like he just wants u to take a sip watch. He takes the bottle and drinks from it himself.

That's how high i was that this whole altercation was a figment of my imagination and the dude was really just offering me a sip of orange juice.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Was partying at this apartment complex clubhouse once with some chick i was seeing and someone was having a party in there, a bunch of her friends were there. I was zooted walkin around and playin pool. Then out the corner of my eye i see a full bottle of Simply Orange Juice sitting on a table. My high ass was like like a fly headed straight for the light. This was around the time Wiz Khalifa's kush and orange juice came out. I thought it was one of my girl's friends so i picked it up and started walking around (had no intentions of drinking it). I was being stupid and walkin up to ppl like "kush and orange juice nikka yea that's right".

Then i turn around and this short scary lookin mexican dude is mean muggin me right behind me. He said "How's my orange juice" with a pool stick in his hand lmao i thought it wasn't a big deal cuz it was still unopened so i was just like 'o shyt my bad thought this was one of my girl's friends since almost everyone here is with us.'

This dude wasn't havin it he looks at me and says "Take a sip nikka" with the pool stick in his hand. I was fully expecting him to hit me over my head with the pool stick so i wouldn't take a sip. I kept bein like "nah bruh just take it" and he would keep saying "TAKE ANOTHER SIP" and i still wouldnt do it cuz the tone he said it in was more like a "Take another sip and disrespect me so i can knock u out while u drinkin it" lmao

This stalemate went on for like 10 of the longest minutes of my life and a crowd formed so im mad uncomfortable. It ends with someone from the crowd lookin at me like he just wants u to take a sip watch. He takes the bottle and drinks from it himself.

That's how high i was that this whole altercation was a figment of my imagination and the dude was really just offering me a sip of orange juice.

Lmao

 

[Mr. Negative]

nothing too serious.

I pulled a bunch of boxes off the shelf in the cereal aisle like I was at the library, sat down on the floor and was reading the back of them.

One time I turned on the XBox to play Halo.... sat there and watched the intro theme demo or whatever for like an hour and a half. I was stuck there. Straight status.


I remember I tried to drive to the mall high... I hit this parked minivan while I was trying to park. I got mad as hell. Like why these motherfukkers was double parked and shyt, man! Like, dont they know other nikkas wanna park they shyt!? Why can't nikkas be more respectful of allocated space and shyt, man!? So instead of backing up, I stepped on the gas like I was trying to peel off. I was really trying to push that minivan straight in their parking spot. 85 Caprice, I was doing that shyt, too. lol I looked and heard it hit the car in the next spot over...

Then I looked down and realized that they wasn't double parked, the parking lot still had them old faded lines and they had painted the new ones down. I was like OH shyt WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I drove home fast as hell.

You know that scene in Menace 2 Society where Kane is sitting in his room, waiting on the cops or somebody to show up? I was the same way. Shook and paranoid, looking at the ceiling and shyt...waiting on the cops or somebody to come.

But nobody ever did.