Bumblebee Tuna worker cooked to death

[Silver Surfer]

I dont think he anticipated the "heat" that was coming down....

 

[ThugLife]

I dont think he anticipated the "heat" that was coming down....

 

[KlinicalCynic]

bad things happen when you get baked at work

 

[Silver Surfer]

When asked by the investigators what was the last thing they heard from him, they replied "He said he was going to blow off some steam"

The investigators then turned to each other and ever so slightly squinted their eyes.

 

[Taadow]

I bet he thought it was a good job, but now he's singing a different tuna.



Tune-a.






Okay sorry, i'm leaving.

 

[thegreatest]

 

[unit321]

Y'alls used up all the good puns. I gots nothing.

 

[CrossBones]

MAYBE HE HAD BAD SELF-ESTEAM.

SELF OF STEAM

 

[Heelish]

Bumble Bee Foods executives have identified the worker as Jose Melena, 62. He'd worked there for six years. The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health is investigating the death.

Fish & beans

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Me-Lena A Little Too Far Over The Giant Pressure Cooker

 

[Just like bruddas]

yall dudes are a bunch of dikks, seriously i hate yall

 

[sm0ke]

Me-Lena A Little Too Far Over The Giant Pressure Cooker

most the puns were on-point, but this one killed me

 

[unit321]

I'm not super surprised.
These companies have to cook large amounts of food so that requires large cooking containers. I would semi-scared of falling into a huge vessel at Heinz and drowning to death in delicious brown gravy.

 

[havoc00]

will any of his remains make it into the tuna?

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

Bless his sole