ClassyME
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nah, man you gotta call from the bathroom to get that echo chamber effect,
then you gotta talk while holding your nose
and every so often you gotta make thesound while pouring a bowl of cereal in the toilet from like 5 feet up.
I don't know how to PRETEND being sick. I suck at that. I just call in and say I'm sick

I used to work at a call center a while back, I called in sick a few times... The 1st time I even tried my boss told me "mmhm, whatever girl I'll put in a "sick" day for you... see u tomorrow" it was a gay white dude & he was extra funny. Around the 3-4th time, he knew the drill "yes [name] u callin sick girl?


Call in sick then
