Can 100 Coli brehs with machine guns conquer the Roman Empire?

[HabitualChiller]

Ya'll are underrating the 5 humvees in this scenario. We would literally drive through at 60 mph and destroy all the huts that these roman peasants call homes and palaces. This is not really a competition. The coli empire shall rule them all.

Uhhh, you do know that Humvees have poor mpg, right? The longest range you get is 415 miles, and that's with 10mpg. What happens when you run out of fuel? How many colibrehs wouldn't mind lugging heavy ass machine guns for miles and miles and miles? Who tf is going to stand watch when you nikkas need to sleep?

 

[FocusedDaily]

This would make a good ass HBO series.

A modern aircraft carrier is thrown back in time to 1941 near Hawaii, just hours before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
The Final Countdown (1980) - IMDb.

A old hypothetical time travel war flick if you're interested.

 

[KingDanz]

I will say this.....

If you go back in time and had guns, humvees and weaponry unfamilier and never seen before by a group of people that arent up to date. At minimum its gonna shock a large number of them and have them like "fukk this shyt"

Like have about 5-20 run at you but then get mowed down by an assault rifle


Hundreds of them finna stop and look like

And drop their swords.

Then throwing shyt like grenades and etc?

Niccas would think its sorcery


Coli could take over Rome before dinner time

Theres an anime about this exact scenario called GATE

modern military washed them

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Did anyone bring up Hannibal? He caused havoc in the Italian peninsula for years with an army a quarter of the size of the Roman Empire and he made them look foolish. If the coli brehs were strategic, then yes they could overrun the Empire and overthrow the emporer at the time. A small, well equip, better armed army is better then a massive army with inferior weapons, ask Hannibal and the US when they invaded Iraq for the first time.

 

[GreenGhxst]

How will coli brehs survive without JBO and Tariq Nasheed

PAWGS can only go so far

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

Currently constructed...the coli would lose.

 

[Dre Space Age]

So let’s say 100 coli brehs, each with a machine gun, with a ton of bullets, 5 Humvee military vehicles are somehow accidentally transported to Ancient Rome at the peak of its power, can these 100 coli brehs easily takeover the entire empire with their weapons?

You picked coli nikkas. Not an actual standing army. But fukking coli nikkas. Basement nikkas who would pass out from heat exhaustion, that can’t March. Don’t know how to hunt, farm, set up camp, start a fukking fire. Is allergic to a whole bunch of shyt. Takes meds. No discipline having ass nikkas. Out-of-shape. fukked up social skills.

Ideally, by showing off our advanced technological prowess and knowledge and playing it off as magic or spiritual divine power etc they could worship us as Gods. We have techies here. But how many even know the basics of creating technology or using technology to create more wonders in the ancient world.

There’s two type of coli nikkas that could help us pull this shyt off. Engineering ass nikkas and Medical field ass nikkas. Rest of us just gonna have to pool our brains and memory together to see what all we can remember and use to show off how advanced we are and create better architecture and better weapons than they have. We cannot rely on machine guns. Romans have massive resources and manpower. They could overrun us with numbers. This shyt is not realistic man. They would figure out they can stop bullets with heavily armored shields and eat away at our numbers through close combat.

How many of these coli nikkas would become traitor for pawgs? You can’t trust these nikkas at all. Gonna have to go with the Romans on this one.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

We rolling thru like beginning of Cash Money is an army

 

[Dre Space Age]

This is inaccurate as we all know, unlike the Romans, Coli brehs have extensive foundational structure and knowledge of BJJ. The lack of ammunition would not be an issue, Coli brehs have been known to establish physical dominance over 8 Grizzly Bears, 10 Panthers, 3 Moose, 5 Lions, and 13 Wolverines. Rome would fall

shyt my bad u right. Coli got this.

 

[Dre Space Age]

I’m over here plotting and shyt. I have a bunch of ideas. Y’all read that Michael Chrichton book Timeline? It’s got some interesting scenarios of what happens when a person with our modern knowledge goes back in time. It’s also a movie but the movie didn’t do the book justice.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Hell yea!! The library of Alexandria is now in our damn phones. The technology gap is too wide.

As long as they have a healthy of ammunition and oil. Romans won’t even be able to treat a damn infection.

 

[Cadillac]

Did anyone bring up Hannibal? He caused havoc in the Italian peninsula for years with an army a quarter of the size of the Roman Empire and he made them look foolish. If the coli brehs were strategic, then yes they could overrun the Empire and overthrow the emporer at the time. A small, well equip, better armed army is better then a massive army then inferior weapons, ask Hannibal and the US when they invaded Iraq for the first time.

its coli nikkas, nikkas are gonna bicker and fight with each other and call another a c00n

and theres gotta be atleast 1-2 that are trolls in the group that are gonna sell them down the river for laughs

 

[Sukairain]

You a military general or some shyt? You must’ve read “Art of War” a few times and play “Civilization” on the regular.


For real though, your knowledge regarding this subject is vast and it actually makes a lot sense. I’m actually impressed.


I’d nominate you to lead 25 men (1/4) of TheColi Military Brigade. You’d report to me though.


If you lead us to victory, I will promote you to Coli Commander, and you will receive a handsome reward of acreage of your choosing and any five available concubines that you may like.

Thanks breh. No I have no command experience or military experience. I play a lot of chess, and I like strategy video games like Total War. But really my expertise on this subject comes from my training and research in military history, I'm a grad student right now looking to get into academia after I get my PhD, or if not at least into researching and writing strategy and foreign policy papers for the Department of Defence

 

[LordLyons]

 

[CHICAGO]

Uhhh, you do know that Humvees have poor mpg, right? The longest range you get is 415 miles, and that's with 10mpg. What happens when you run out of fuel? How many colibrehs wouldn't mind lugging heavy ass machine guns for miles and miles and miles? Who tf is going to stand watch when you nikkas need to sleep?

BREAUGH THERES 100 OF US.

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD WE
ALL SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME?

WE TAKING ROME IN A DAY
SO THAT 415 MILES WILL GO A LONG WAY.

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