Can 100 Coli brehs with machine guns conquer the Roman Empire?

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:dead: Thanks breh. No I have no command experience or military experience. I play a lot of chess, and I like strategy video games like Total War. But really my expertise on this subject comes from my training and research in military history, I'm a grad student right now looking to get into academia after I get my PhD, or if not at least into researching and writing strategy and foreign policy papers for the Department of Defence

What do you consider the best books on military history and geopolitics?
 

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What do you consider the best books on military history and geopolitics?

For content, you can't beat these

LacusCurtius • Polybius' Histories

Library Genesis: Arthur M. Eckstein - Mediterranean Anarchy, Interstate War, and the Rise of Rome (Hellenistic Culture and Society)

Library Genesis: Arthur Eckstein - Rome Enters the Greek East: From Anarchy to Hierarchy in the Hellenistic Mediterranean, 230-170 BC

Library Genesis: Kenneth Waltz - Theory of International Politics

I warn you that they are rough, difficult reads. It's not Harry Potter, it's about as entertaining and enjoyable as a maths textbook. But the content can't be beaten. I'm happy to say that these books are the best analytic approach to the study of military history and military science ever written
 

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A old hypothetical time travel war flick if you're interested.
Might have to take a look at this.

Probably be on some white supremacist, revenge fantasy schtick.
 

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Might have to take a look at this.

Probably be on some white supremacist, revenge fantasy schtick.

Nah, and it's free to stream on a few of those weird streaming platforms like Tubi, Roku, and Vudu if you have access.
More about the time paradox dangers of interacting with the past, and how it would change the future than a revenge flick.

There's also a real live no model/cgi dogfight between some F14's and some Japanese Zero's which was mind blowing to me as a shorty who loved warplanes and hypothetical s like this tread
 

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You picked coli nikkas. Not an actual standing army. But fukking coli nikkas. Basement nikkas who would pass out from heat exhaustion, that can’t March. Don’t know how to hunt, farm, set up camp, start a fukking fire. Is allergic to a whole bunch of shyt. Takes meds. No discipline having ass nikkas. Out-of-shape. fukked up social skills.
God damn
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And give me a couple good megaphones wired into powerful sound systems in the humvees. Just hearing the sound of your voice amplified while you’re yelling in a strange tongue would be terrifying for them too.
 

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1st time seeing this thread, but yes, they are all tactical grade shooters on the Coli.

6 figgas, 6 certs and 6 bodies
 

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was a military brat growing up, joined the military straight out of high school pretty much lived the military so this thread had set me off now that I look at what I posted that shyt was mad disrespectful I’m sure not all of coli be on some basement nikka shyt they just need to be whipped up into shape in some Major Payne shyt
 

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If dysentery and cholera don't get you first. Or syphilis rampaging through camp from pawging
 

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I think 100 men with trucks and guns could do it.

Next gen solar powered electric joints that can never run out of juice and the ability to make as many bullets as needed...

But the way to do it would be by shooting only when necessary. Like. Run up in the Senate, smoke any guards on the way in just to show what it look like, take all the leaders hostage and then hold the spot down in a siege.

As they attempt to regroup and counter attract, kill any troops that get close enough and just hold the square

Then start issuing demands. Spread out the 100 men to some sort of perimeter slowly. As big of a square as they can comfortably hold.

Basically let all the mechanisms of trade and such continue, just have the proceeds handed over to the Brehs.

Only enough to live on would be fine at first. Slowly amassing more. Feed the people with the extras as you accumulate extras. Gain loyalty of the locals.

Make them into troops that can go out and do our bidding

Maybe send a few Brehs with gats out to lead a raid here and there. But mostly keep the guns in the original central perimeter and focus fire on any troops that try to test.
 

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I think 100 men with trucks and guns could do it.

Next gen solar powered electric joints that can never run out of juice and the ability to make as many bullets as needed...

But the way to do it would be by shooting only when necessary. Like. Run up in the Senate, smoke any guards on the way in just to show what it look like, take all the leaders hostage and then hold the spot down in a siege.

As they attempt to regroup and counter attract, kill any troops that get close enough and just hold the square

Then start issuing demands. Spread out the 100 men to some sort of perimeter slowly. As big of a square as they can comfortably hold.

Basically let all the mechanisms of trade and such continue, just have the proceeds handed over to the Brehs.

Only enough to live on would be fine at first. Slowly amassing more. Feed the people with the extras as you accumulate extras. Gain loyalty of the locals.

Make them into troops that can go out and do our bidding

Maybe send a few Brehs with gats out to lead a raid here and there. But mostly keep the guns in the original central perimeter and focus fire on any troops that try to test.
so basically perform like we're all trained special forces?:mjlol:


this is how we're gonna look creeping up and getting in a gun fights as soon as roman arrows start flying.
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brehs are just gonna be running around taking potshots, not moving in formations. advancing and providing covering fire, clearing rooms and using hand signals and shyt.
 
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