ya'll were right. they played like they were all about calling HR to see if they could come up with a counteroffer, but that shyt never even materialized. then they offered me an office that's significantly closer to my house. (30 min with no traffic as opposed to 90 minutes in shytty traffic)
I even considered staying just off that, but reality hit me the other day. I had to pay $1300 just for my daughter's school bus fee this week, and

I look like turning down an 8K annual raise at a gig that allows me to work from home daily in my underwear while watching sports center????
the money I'm saving in time, travel, wear and fule on my car, and dry cleaning will add even more money to my pocket. Plus I will get to be home every day when my kids get off school. that's gonna be priceless.
factor in I'm getting a final paycheck, plus a paycheck for my 210 accrued vacation hours that they kept denying me to the point where I couldn't accrue.