Can Tommy Knocks translate this PAAG's tantrum after getting dumped via text message?

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This bytch in the streets doin pilates :laff::laff:
 

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@Tommy Knocks she was speaking mandarin breh, you couldn't translate?
although commentary was in cantonese.
Aight let me translate what this crazy thot said:
it's been 26 years! Even my dreams are about you! My heart is here! My people are at home! (:dahell:)
My lover is at home!
I told you not to tend to me! (at a passerby)
(back to screaming at the air)
you said you'd help me! that you'd share everything with me! to take care of me! WHY? LEMME CRY IT OUT
I want a super long relationship with my husband!
GOD! HELP ME!
BEAT ME TO DEATH!
I'VE KNOWN HIM 26 YEARS!
DON'T YALL UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE ALL USELESS!
USELESS!

and that's the end. between her rant's there's a commentary giving some basic info.
basically she came down to hong kong and was on vacay for 3 days and was just about to go back home when her man dropped the bomb. she then lost it in a busy part of town and eventually got dragged off by her friends who dumped her ass in a water fountain to literally chill, but she kept doing some psychotic gymnastics shyt so the cops came and treated her like a retarded patient.

they should've called a zookeeper and shot her ass with a tranq dart. throw her ass in the zoo and let chim chim get some :shaq:

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gorilla breh like, what that ass sayin tho:shaq:
 

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@Tommy Knocks she was speaking mandarin breh, you couldn't translate?
although commentary was in cantonese.
Aight let me translate what this crazy thot said:
it's been 26 years! Even my dreams are about you! My heart is here! My people are at home! (:dahell:)
My lover is at home!
I told you not to tend to me! (at a passerby)
(back to screaming at the air)
you said you'd help me! that you'd share everything with me! to take care of me! WHY? LEMME CRY IT OUT
I want a super long relationship with my husband!
GOD! HELP ME!
BEAT ME TO DEATH!
I'VE KNOWN HIM 26 YEARS!
DON'T YALL UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE ALL USELESS!
USELESS!

and that's the end. between her rant's there's a commentary giving some basic info.
basically she came down to hong kong and was on vacay for 3 days and was just about to go back home when her man dropped the bomb. she then lost it in a busy part of town and eventually got dragged off by her friends who dumped her ass in a water fountain to literally chill, but she kept doing some psychotic gymnastics shyt so the cops came and treated her like a retarded patient.

they should've called a zookeeper and shot her ass with a tranq dart. throw her ass in the zoo and let chim chim get some :shaq:

gorilla-5.jpg

gorilla breh like, what that ass sayin tho:shaq:
All useless huh?

Well she's right.

:skip:
 

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@Tommy Knocks she was speaking mandarin breh, you couldn't translate?
although commentary was in cantonese.
Aight let me translate what this crazy thot said:
it's been 26 years! Even my dreams are about you! My heart is here! My people are at home! (:dahell:)
My lover is at home!
I told you not to tend to me! (at a passerby)
(back to screaming at the air)
you said you'd help me! that you'd share everything with me! to take care of me! WHY? LEMME CRY IT OUT
I want a super long relationship with my husband!
GOD! HELP ME!
BEAT ME TO DEATH!
I'VE KNOWN HIM 26 YEARS!
DON'T YALL UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE ALL USELESS!
USELESS!

and that's the end. between her rant's there's a commentary giving some basic info.
basically she came down to hong kong and was on vacay for 3 days and was just about to go back home when her man dropped the bomb. she then lost it in a busy part of town and eventually got dragged off by her friends who dumped her ass in a water fountain to literally chill, but she kept doing some psychotic gymnastics shyt so the cops came and treated her like a retarded patient.

they should've called a zookeeper and shot her ass with a tranq dart. throw her ass in the zoo and let chim chim get some :shaq:

gorilla-5.jpg

gorilla breh like, what that ass sayin tho:shaq:
i understood the mandarin part but the other bits were pretty jibberish i just thought it was cantonese and had no idea what she was saying, but my translation is pretty much the same.
 

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@Tommy Knocks she was speaking mandarin breh, you couldn't translate?
although commentary was in cantonese.
Aight let me translate what this crazy thot said:
it's been 26 years! Even my dreams are about you! My heart is here! My people are at home! (:dahell:)
My lover is at home!
I told you not to tend to me! (at a passerby)
(back to screaming at the air)
you said you'd help me! that you'd share everything with me! to take care of me! WHY? LEMME CRY IT OUT
I want a super long relationship with my husband!
GOD! HELP ME!
BEAT ME TO DEATH!
I'VE KNOWN HIM 26 YEARS!
DON'T YALL UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE ALL USELESS!
USELESS!

and that's the end. between her rant's there's a commentary giving some basic info.
basically she came down to hong kong and was on vacay for 3 days and was just about to go back home when her man dropped the bomb. she then lost it in a busy part of town and eventually got dragged off by her friends who dumped her ass in a water fountain to literally chill, but she kept doing some psychotic gymnastics shyt so the cops came and treated her like a retarded patient.

they should've called a zookeeper and shot her ass with a tranq dart. throw her ass in the zoo and let chim chim get some :shaq:

gorilla-5.jpg

gorilla breh like, what that ass sayin tho:shaq:
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The coli is amazing, we've got mandarin translators on deck!

Shie Shie* fam. I'd rep but I'm on 30's right nah. :wow:

* - ain't really know how to spell that, so forgive a breh. :francis:
 

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I see why he dumped her ass now. That public tantrum shyt is :scust:

My wife's sister got dumped after doing some stupid public tantrum stuff, in Times Square, of all places. The dude she was with had taken her to the city, and his cousin, unbeknownst to her, showed up, and she thought that he was gonna chill with them. So when she starts getting the :what:face, he asks her what's wrong, like three times, and then she starts going on some loud tantrum about "how you gonna invite someone else on OUR date" blahblahblah, calling son a "stupid platano" (she's boricua) and all that. Son was a cool cat, saw what was going down, explained to her that his cousin was dropping off something to him, and then promptly curbed her, got on the train and headed back to Queens. Left her in Times Square looking real stupid.The real ether came a couple months ago... She married a dude who subsequently got down with her brother's wife, and then her cousin found the old boyfriend on Facebook, hugged up with his wife and seed, looking real happy LOL I know she went and looked back at her husband like :martin:
 
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