Can Tommy Knocks translate this PAAG's tantrum after getting dumped via text message?

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

 

[joeychizzle]

The coli is amazing, we've got mandarin translators on deck!

Shie Shie* fam. I'd rep but I'm on 30's right nah.

* - ain't really know how to spell that, so forgive a breh.

#coligang, Far Eastern Branch, at your service.

 

[thirdeye]

#coligang, Far Eastern Branch, at your service.

you're still in hk?

 

[joeychizzle]

My wife's sister got dumped after doing some stupid public tantrum stuff, in Times Square, of all places. The dude she was with had taken her to the city, and his cousin, unbeknownst to her, showed up, and she thought that he was gonna chill with them. So when she starts getting the face, he asks her what's wrong, like three times, and then she starts going on some loud tantrum about "how you gonna invite someone else on OUR date" blahblahblah, calling son a "stupid platano" (she's boricua) and all that. Son was a cool cat, saw what was going down, explained to her that his cousin was dropping off something to him, and then promptly curbed her, got on the train and headed back to Queens. Left her in Times Square looking real stupid.The real ether came a couple months ago... She married a dude who subsequently got down with her brother's wife, and then her cousin found the old boyfriend on Facebook, hugged up with his wife and seed, looking real happy LOL I know she went and looked back at her husband like

What a mess
Every family has fukkery like this tho

Like we say in China, every family has a book/ledger nobody wants to read. It basically means don't judge others but what it REALLY means is don't get put on the Chinese summer jam screen

 

[ALonelyDad]

She's known her ex-boyfriend for 26 years. She's from Guangdong and got dumped via text while they were on vacation in HK. She's telling bystanders to leave her alone. Her boyfriend promised her he would give her everything and anything and she's basically screaming "WHY?! WHY?!" for a hour straight.

damn

 

[joeychizzle]

you're still in hk?

Well, it is my hometown
I definitely wanna move within 2-3 years though. Travel more

 

[concise]

This is supposed to be a grown woman.

 

[Malta]

@Tommy Knocks you got any crazy stories of a Asian chick acting over dramatic when you had to leave her off the roster?

 

[thirdeye]

Well, it is my hometown
I definitely wanna move within 2-3 years though. Travel more

That's cool, my first true love lives there. I miss him

 

[joeychizzle]

@Tommy Knocks you got any crazy stories of a Asian chick acting over dramatic when you had to leave her off the roster?

Lool he's fukking with northern chicks
He probably has some sort bodily damage or scarring somewhere

 

[joeychizzle]

That's cool, my first true love lives there. I miss him

From there or living there?

 

[Malta]

Lool he's fukking with northern chicks
He probably has some sort bodily damage or scarring somewhere

You in Hong Kong right? The skyline there looks like pure all in one.

 

[thirdeye]

From there or living there?

Born here, parents are from there. He went to live there in 2004.

 

[joeychizzle]

You in Hong Kong right? The skyline there looks like pure all in one.

Viewing it at night from a tall building
Although that usually means I'm stuck doing unpaid overtime

Born here, parents are from there. He went to live there in 2004.

The same year I left for a ten year period in England

Didn't it work out?

 

[LurkMoar]

my coli Asian nikkas is out here



we really international out here