Carl Winslow Deserved Better, brehs
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Doobie Doo
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Harriet was the only black tv mom post 1980s that never had any fukkable moments.
Urkel probably became a millionaire
ThatTruth777
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Carl:
Carl was paying for John Mcclains sins
what do you mean? he was the one that shot a kid
"family matters" is really carl winslows hell and "steve" is a demon in the form of the child he shot, doomed to torment him forever
One of the things I admit that use to irritate me is when Carl snaps and tells Steve off...they used to have Steve be like I'm sorry big guy I'll leave or some shyt like that with the sad voice track...I'm like why you trying to make Steve the victim?and when he rightfully get upset at a nikka breaking his windows, caving in his roof, crashing through his front door, electrocuting him, collapsing his garage, all the etcs..... everybody shyt on him like he the bad guy
One of the things I admit that use to irritate me is when Carl snaps and tells Steve off...they used to have Steve be like I'm sorry big guy I'll leave or some shyt like that with the sad voice track...I'm like why you trying to make Steve the victim?
After this nikka done caused 10,000 dollars worth of damages to the house and gave carl a heart attack they somehow make steve the victim and carl end up apologizing
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Taadow
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Most of Carl’s problems were self-inflicted. Lowkey he was a Fuk-Up.
He was a big dude with the initials C.O.W. He never stood a chance.
He used to go on rants, and then Harriett would son it with one line.
He gave up the secret entrance for Soldier Field on TV. Now it ain’t a secret anymore, Carl!
Harriett’s boss came over and was an a$$hole - he ain’t do chit, Harriett had to
He a cop and never sent out an Amber Alert for his daughter. She just was gone.
He never took Li’l Richie to the barber to fix that chit on his head. Even Quik & Eiht got braids in ‘95
He killed Pablo…and allegedly Mr. Fluffkins
He put Aunt Clotilda’s ashes in the trash can
How your son gonna be your boss at Mighty Weenie, nicca? I woulda addressed that in the interview
Laura gets into Harvard, and he talmbat he ain’t got the bread. WTF?
Nicca - you a cop, extort some muthafuccas!
Or put some racks in Steve’s Duplication Chamber!
I’m saying - think outside the box…you know damn well if the show was on cable, Laura woulda hit The Pole for dat scroll
Carl needed to get his chit together.
Most of Carl’s problems were self-inflicted. Lowkey he was a Fuk-Up.
He was a big dude with the initials C.O.W. He never stood a chance.
He used to go on rants, and then Harriett would son it with one line.
He gave up the secret entrance for Soldier Field on TV. Now it ain’t a secret anymore, Carl!
Harriett’s boss came over and was an a$$hole - he ain’t do chit, Harriett had to
He a cop and never sent out an Amber Alert for his daughter. She just was gone.
He never took Li’l Richie to the barber to fix that chit on his head. Even Quik & Eiht got braids in ‘95
He killed Pablo…and allegedly Mr. Fluffkins
He put Aunt Clotilda’s ashes in the trash can
How your son gonna be your boss at Mighty Weenie, nicca? I woulda addressed that in the interview
Laura gets into Harvard, and he talmbat he ain’t got the bread. WTF?
Nicca - you a cop, extort some muthafuccas!
Or put some racks in Steve’s Duplication Chamber!
I’m saying - think outside the box…you know damn well if the show was on cable, Laura woulda hit The Pole for dat scroll
Carl needed to get his chit together.
Luxury Tax
Middleman Money
Dirty than a mutha'fcka... Aunt Rachel gettin major food stamps for a Puerto Rican boy she kidnapped...
sold his youngest daughter to a R. Kellz type; last seen, busting it open on VHS
and he probably had his moms knocked off for that insurance policy.
Yeah, that pig filthy af and he dont give a sh!t!
nikkas was living like Mexicans
Cheese McNair
Bought it this morning, drive it like I stole it
Lookin back, I hope Rachel was pitching in. She did have her own restaurant. I remember Harriet had to work for her 
staticshock
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Them shyts look like glorified shotgun houses we have in the south
