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I love my cat. Got a siamese named poe.

Hes extremely friendly and loyal. Sleeps by my side every night. But knows when to leave me alone.

Thats what i cant stand about dogs theyre just too needy. Just always in your face. Like a clingy girlfriend. Like fukk leave me alone for 30 seconds, and they have no goddamn backbone theyre straight p*ssy. Its not hard to break a dogs will.


Cats you have to earn it,and they choose you. Dogs you just pet them give them a snack and they worship you.
 

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Cats are horrible. i got two kittens just to keep me company at the house. This was back in like september. i already want to toss them in the trash. Cons outweigh the pros.

if i sleep with my door open they'll jump all over me making it impossible to sleep. That means i come home faded and try to pass out i spend the next 6 hours in and out of weird ass nightmares cuz there is two cats pouncing on me.

They're expensive to feed. Think i spent less feeding my full grown dog.

They shyt like non stop. i have to completely change the litter twice a day. That adds up too.

They make your house smell. Other people say its in my head but i think they stink.

They attack your shoes.

They attack wires.

They already broke my headphones

They don't listen or care about anything you say. They basically sit around your house expecting you to feed them, clean up after them, and pet them.

Bad purchase on my part. Gonna make them outside cats once i get them buff enough to fight racc00ns, pitbulls, and lil nikkas.
 

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Thats what i cant stand about dogs theyre just too needy. Just always in your face. Like a clingy girlfriend. Like fukk leave me alone for 30 seconds, and they have no goddamn backbone theyre straight p*ssy. Its not hard to break a dogs will.


Cats you have to earn it,and they choose you. Dogs you just pet them give them a snack and they worship you.
Have you ever owned a dog?

Dogs spend a lot of time by themselves. And if your dog is bothering you its easy to get it to go away. Unlike most cats who will continue to pester you unless you literally scare them away.

Pets are belongings. Servants. Why would you want a servant with a strong will? if i'm gonna pay cash for an animal i want it to be loyal to a fault. Also cats are the pussies. Dog will ride out for you regardless of the situation or animal. Soon as a cat sees something bigger its hiding.

Foh with that "cats choose you" bs. All animals choose who feeds them. My cats "choose me" cuz i feed them everyday. You're mistaking dependence for friendship. Pets are like hoes. They just dependents.
 

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Have you ever owned a dog?

Dogs spend a lot of time by themselves. And if your dog is bothering you its easy to get it to go away. Unlike most cats who will continue to pester you unless you literally scare them away.

Pets are belongings. Servants. Why would you want a servant with a strong will? if i'm gonna pay cash for an animal i want it to be loyal to a fault. Also cats are the pussies. Dog will ride out for you regardless of the situation or animal. Soon as a cat sees something bigger its hiding.

Foh with that "cats choose you" bs. All animals choose who feeds them. My cats "choose me" cuz i feed them everyday. You're mistaking dependence for friendship. Pets are like hoes. They just dependents.
Dogs are far needier than cats. The fact youre suggesting cats are needier lets me know you dont know what youre talking about at all.

Dogs are pathetic weak willed pussies that smell horribly.
 

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Cats are horrible. i got two kittens just to keep me company at the house. This was back in like september. i already want to toss them in the trash. Cons outweigh the pros.

if i sleep with my door open they'll jump all over me making it impossible to sleep. That means i come home faded and try to pass out i spend the next 6 hours in and out of weird ass nightmares cuz there is two cats pouncing on me.

They're expensive to feed. Think i spent less feeding my full grown dog.

They shyt like non stop. i have to completely change the litter twice a day. That adds up too.

They make your house smell. Other people say its in my head but i think they stink.

They attack your shoes.

They attack wires.

They already broke my headphones

They don't listen or care about anything you say. They basically sit around your house expecting you to feed them, clean up after them, and pet them.

Bad purchase on my part. Gonna make them outside cats once i get them buff enough to fight racc00ns, pitbulls, and lil nikkas.
Sounds like your cats think youre a p*ssy and dont respect you at all :mjlol:
 

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Cats are horrible. i got two kittens just to keep me company at the house. This was back in like september. i already want to toss them in the trash. Cons outweigh the pros.

if i sleep with my door open they'll jump all over me making it impossible to sleep. That means i come home faded and try to pass out i spend the next 6 hours in and out of weird ass nightmares cuz there is two cats pouncing on me.

They're expensive to feed. Think i spent less feeding my full grown dog.

They shyt like non stop. i have to completely change the litter twice a day. That adds up too.

They make your house smell. Other people say its in my head but i think they stink.

They attack your shoes.

They attack wires.

They already broke my headphones

They don't listen or care about anything you say. They basically sit around your house expecting you to feed them, clean up after them, and pet them.

Bad purchase on my part. Gonna make them outside cats once i get them buff enough to fight racc00ns, pitbulls, and lil nikkas.
Ha-ha fakkit
 

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I abhor animals, but I will always have a special place in my cold, dead heart for boxer dogs. Growing up we had two. The GOAT dog.

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...oh, and fukk cats!!!

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You know damn well that's some exception shyt, not the general rule.

:comeon:

Average cat don't even want to fukk with a nikka most of the time, in your fukking house.
Word...

Come home

"Tom!!! come here buddy!"

Tom: :russell:....:mjpls:

*Tom stays under the bed licking his nuts...comes out like 3 hours later,randomly jumps up on the couch behind your head*

*You pet Tom...at first he :ahh: , then spazzes out (:damn: ) *

*Tom runs off again*

:mjlol:
 

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Dogs are far needier than cats. The fact youre suggesting cats are needier lets me know you dont know what youre talking about at all.

Dogs are pathetic weak willed pussies that smell horribly.
You can train dogs though...

Dogs being dependent on humans has advantages...

Anytime I mom yelled at my brother and sister my dog would roll up and start barking on some
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My mom would just yell "Clean up!!" and the dog would come running in on some :damn: :cape::birdman::ufdup:
 

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I love my cat. Got a siamese named poe.

Hes extremely friendly and loyal. Sleeps by my side every night. But knows when to leave me alone.

Thats what i cant stand about dogs theyre just too needy. Just always in your face. Like a clingy girlfriend. Like fukk leave me alone for 30 seconds, and they have no goddamn backbone theyre straight p*ssy. Its not hard to break a dogs will.


Cats you have to earn it,and they choose you. Dogs you just pet them give them a snack and they worship you.
This is kinda true... dogs, man. They can't wait to be loyal. Its in their blood now. Which is cool, if I wanted a living TOOL I'd have a dog. Respect.

Cats have never been domesticated though. I've seen cats get kicked around repeatedly for months - you could tell they never stopped plotting though :wow: cats will remember that shyt and wait patiently for you to slip.
 
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