Cats are the goat pet

[Dushane Hill]

Cats are the goat pet brehs

They just are so cool

1) Easy to please: Cats are happy living indoors, whether watching out the window or napping in your lap.

2) Good roommates: Cats make great urban dwellers and are popular among people that live in the city, apartments or smaller homes because they don’t require much space or a backyard. Plus, they’re the perfect welcome home after a long day.

3) Entertaining: Cats love to play—with you or by themselves—and are guaranteed to make you laugh!

4) Neat & clean: Cats spend one-third of their waking hours grooming themselves.

5) Tidy as can be: Cats do not need to be litter-box trained. It is a natural habit continued from their ancestors.

6) Pest hunters: Cats have incredibly sensitive hearing, even while sleeping, which helps them rid your home of mice and other pests.

7) Smart: Cats can be clicker trained to sit, come, roll over and do “high fives.”

8) Sociable: Cats can live happily with kids, other cats and even dogs.

9) Great company: Cats will keep you company, comfort you when you’re blue and keep you warm on cold nights.

10) Good for you: Cats can make you healthier and happier by lowering your blood pressure, reducing the risks of heart attacks and strokes, and improving your mood.

I want one

I'm fukking with this post.

I've had a cat since '06...GOAT pet

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

I respect any animal whos natural attack instinct is to box

sugar ray combos on that mother fukker.

 

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[Prynce]

I want a Egyptian mau so bad

 

[Another Man]

Real shyt if I seen that going down I'd a swung on both them nikkas.

 

[MouseTeeth]

Negged fakkit

fukk cats and anyone that love em

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I use to think my old cat would do this because it was her idea of being nice until my vet told me that ol girl was trying to teach me how to hunt

. My vet told me it's literally the first thing a cat will do for her kittens when teaching them how to get their own food .





Gabbo: Hey mittens! whutchu you got in your mouf girl ? whooooa!


Mittens: We fam, right breh?
Gabbo: whutchu doing with that a mouse brehette


Mittens: Don't bytch up now lil nikka you been knowing what I do


Gabbo:


Mittens: But I fukks with you because you ain't ever een snitch on your girl . But It's time for me to teach you how to do this

Gabbo:


Mittens: It's time to put in work! The next one I bring around is only gonna be half dead and I expect you to put it out of it's misery

Gabbo:


Mittens: And once you get your night vision up to my level we gon stalk dem skreets fukking shyt up. It's time to put in that work nikka .


Gabbo:

 

[Crayola Coyote]

That's why our noble ancestors of the motherland owned and respected cats. They are Gods, like us.

Only cacs are the ones who worship dogs Love em so much they kiss on em and shyt, and even value their lives more than nikkas, yet you have c00n ass nikkas in here talking bout I LOVE DOGS! Yes, you love an obedient, simple minded beast that needs a leader to exist, are pathetic attention whores and can't survive in the wild once domesticated. Cats, however, will hit the ground running in the wild and adapt no prob. Plus, a lot of dog owners are stupid as fukk and entitled anyways, like those dumb fukks who let their dog roll all up on you talking bout IT DONT BITE! Nah breh, fukk your fakkit ass dog, and fukk you, and get it away before I kick its ribcage into pieces then steal off on you if you don't like the shyt

You just described white people to a W

 

[Playboy_Extraordinare]

Cats and most in-house animals make your house smell like a damn zoo! fukk THAT shyt!

 

[Shadow]

Cats and most in-house animals make your house smell like a damn zoo! fukk THAT shyt!

Have the cat outside.

 

[mr.africa]

dogs

 

[mr.africa]

Have the cat outside.

does not work.
i once was checking after a friends cat and that motherfukker decided on that first day that my bed was its pee/shyt box
no matter how long i kept it outside, that motherfukker would hold on to its shyt till i opened the house and do its 'thing' on my bed!!
don't have that problem with a dog!!!

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

damn, thread went from cats to the devil to light-skinned women stereotypes already

I know we on the coli but

anyway cats are excellent pets, especially for a laid back nicca . they just have their own lane.

cats are independent, clean, funny as hell, and despite the myth they actually DO have personality...will never understand where that one came from

and they always make shady people paranoid as hell because they're natural bullsh!t detectors, and always hit bullsh!tters with the face on sight.

some dogs are supposed to scare people, but watchin a grown ass man being turned into a 'shook one' by a cat simply lookin at em like and is truly a classic experience

anyway cats are dope pets, they mos def deserved a thread from people that fuk wit pets

"Why your cat looking at me like that?"

"Idk breh you feeling guilty? "

 

[Geek Nasty]

Cats actually have a use unlike sorry ass dogs

All dogs do is sleep, eat and shyt

Cats work for they spot

You must be on the pipe WTF is a cat going to do for you unless you got mice? Dogs go to WORK. Bombs, hunting, helping blind people, etc. Shyt, dogs even kill rats naturally. Dogs you can train to do tricks. Cats aint shyt



If you're a man with 2+ cats you're sharing your woman

 

[MewTwo]

Real shyt if I seen that going down I'd a swung on both them nikkas.

Pretty sure those idiots post on the coli