Cats are the goat pet

[Mr. Manhattan]

I'll fukk your mom in the ass, put the used condom over a lead pipe them bust your fukking head open with it fukk nikka

I'll have my dogs run a train on your mother ... Shoot ur knee caps and have my dogs run a train on you too bytch

 

[Another Man]

I'll have my dogs run a train on your mother ... Shoot ur knee caps and have my dogs run a train on you too bytch

I'll shove an umbrella up your ass, open it while inside of you then hang you from a tree by the handle, shoot you with a shotgun loaded with rock salt from just enough distance to pelt the fukk out of you then shine a laser light at your head so cats turn you into a scratching post

 

[dennis roadman]

My cat also plays fetch lol and she teams up with my husband all the time to kill bugs. She slaps them out from a hiding place and he steps on them. She's right by his side like 'Yeah... Kill that fukker. '

I love how they keep the bugs, etc away

i swear my girl has made some women jealous and others fall in love

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Goats are the goat pet, actually

 

[Lord_Chief_Rocka]

fukk dogs. How many times I been chased by a cat? Never.

How many times I been chased by a dog?

 

[Lord_Chief_Rocka]

I am legit everytime I see a "cats are best pet" thread on the coli and it's always mostly dudes in the thread.

Always thought men fukked with dogs more

 

[Illuminatos]

Where the hell are you, Raul? Come and save him!

 

[Jimi Swagger]

This is a awesome vid thanks for sharing. That cat was trill as hell. Dog lovers are generally morons who want to feel needed by and in control of something. Only admirable use a dog has hunting or assisting disabled people. I've owned dogs but they just don't do anything for me and are annoying.

 

[intruder]

G.O.A.T. pets, hands down.

• Don't require as much attention as a dog
• Very entertaining
• Has a mind of its on so less dependent on you

I love cat. Especially mackerel/feral cats

 

[intruder]

Dog lovers are generally morons who want to feel needed by and in control of something. Only admirable use a dog has hunting or assisting disabled people. I've owned dogs but they just don't do anything for me and are annoying.

I've always said dogs are for attention whores.

If you need a pet up your ass 24/7 then get a dog. If you want a pet the knows when to chill and give you your space then get a cat.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

fukk a devil cat!

I smell alot of bologna in this thread.

 

[semtex]

Cats are the animal version of light skin women. They think they too cool to play and shyt,Rather a dog

 

[Seto]

 

[Archimedes]

Cats, however, will hit the ground running in the wild and adapt no prob.

If cats dont get training from birth to a few months old from their mother they cant hunt for shyt. Cats raised on a farm will murder the fukk out a city cat.

 

[Another Man]

fukk a devil cat!

I smell alot of bologna in this thread.

You must be smelling yourself if you consider cats devils

A creature considered sacred by Egyptian Nobility would seem devilish to individuals who are melanin deficient