Caucasians Trying To Speak To You With Outdated or Current Street Slang Unappreciation

[USSInsiders]

45 year old white guy came up to me at the bar once and asked me if i had any "chuck norris" for sale. I wasnt selling anything at the time so I told him no. What the fukk is chuck norris? i didnt know if he was talking about coke or heroin. lol @ how white people think all hispanic people sell powder

I remember once I happened to be wearing a cap backwards and a hoodie and some white kid asked me if I knew where to get coke

 

[The Real]

Y'all know what I'm talking about.

You could be Carlton Banks or Denzel Washington and eventually if you're around white people long enough they will try to put you in the box they want you to be in.

Hey, bro
Yo yo yo my g
What's cracking
You DA man.....
Just dealing with these thots out here
<recites wu tang lyrics while staring at you>
Uses the word be incorrectly in a sentence on the job. "That be right"
Refer to women as hoes with a snoop accent.

It's condescending it's disgusting and its not helping foster some kind of bond between us where we can relate to one another better. Talk like a fukking mature man talks to another grown ass man so I don't have to put You in a box of people I don't fukk with professionally or casually.

Chapelle show is over. Please stop reciting lines from it around black people you wa t to relate to.

I don't have every episode of the boondocks memorized.

Please stop using hiphop slang that in your heart you know you are only using because a black person is around. You sound CORNY AS fukk and any smile we give you in response is forced in a way to show pity on you for having the courage to humiliate yourself like that.

Ever seen this?

It's not our face to indicate we are humored it's our face of wow that was corny as fukk i hope he doesn't ever do that again in my presence.

Please take heed bear witness to these truths and adjust accordingly.

For once, you and I agree.

 

[Mowgli]

For once, you and I agree.

Stop it. You pretend to be my adversary but you know deep down I spit that fire. I'm giving you scrolls you'd never have the courage to write you clown

It's so unfiltered

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

I know exactly what you're talking about. shyt gets tiring when you never bring up race or think about it only for one or more of your white "buddies" to bring it up all the time in some kind of way.

Like I said before, and they wonder why I only hang out with my own kind these days

Thats my situation right now man. I go to a majority white school and whenever I'm around a group of white people. Somebody has to say something about me being black, or they have to say some subtle racist shyt. I just don't associate with them anymore tbh.

 

[Mowgli]

You didn't hear? That's too taboo and pressing for white people these days......so they stuff it in a little orange pill, slap RX on it, and call it Adderall now..

Real shyt what the fukk are they are on. Come into work lookin like

Talkin bout why aren't you smiling???????Everything is WONNNNNNNNNNNNNDERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

4 hours later see um in the cut lookin like....

You aren't fooling anyone. Now tell me what the fukk you're on.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

BLACKISH

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[jmspro]

On the flip side l laugh when I hear certain phrases pop up during white vs white conversations. No lie I heard a 60+ white dude say "you feel me" to another white dude the other day. He was serious too.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Real shyt what the fukk are they are on. Come into work lookin like

Talkin bout why aren't you smiling???????

4 hours later see um in the cut lookin like....

You aren't fooling anyone. Now tell me what the fukk you're on.

man and you ain't lyin ... These middle aged white hoes are always lookin for some sort of "boost" ...maybe that's why their half life is that of every other race

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Boo fukking woo.

What would happen if a gringuito came up to a latino and said any of the following:

Onda guey!!!!
WEPA!!!!!!
Como tu ta mani?

 

[The Real]

Stop it. You pretend to be my adversary but you know deep down I spit that fire. I'm giving you scrolls you'd never have the courage to write you clown

It's so unfiltered

Let's not get carried away.

 

[Mowgli]

man and you ain't lyin ... These middle aged white hoes are always lookin for some sort of "boost" ...maybe that's why their half life is that of every other race

Corner of their eyes always red like they bout to cry blood. Take care of yourself

 

[Wild self]

Subconsciously alot of white people don't realize that their idea of a REAL black person Is a stereotype they've seen in the media. They cannot separate these images from the people they meet in real life. You cant get out the box because to them were all like that or not really black.

To the point where now when they speak amongst themselves they will refer to a black person. As not being REAL black if he carries himself outside their box. They need to k ow that you can cater to even the slightest form of programmed ignorance associated with black people.

They used to call black people who tried to carry themselves on an educated manner zip c00ns.


This was a popular song back in the day whos melody many of us heard in our Saturday morning cartoons.

Ol zip c00n is a learneded scholar...Leanrded...

so there is a legacy behind whites patronizing you with so called hood talk.

To counter this many of us go extra hard to not live up to these stereotypes but again at that point. .....you are no longer black, to whites and also your own people.

Hate to say it, Don Lemmon is like that.

 

[Mowgli]

Let's not get carried away.

Lucky you turned off that rep you coward

 

[Wild self]

They still say "Badonkadonk"

On some 1999 shyt.

 

[Mowgli]

Hate to say it, Don Lemmon is like that.

RaCism what racism. The American people have made great strides for equality in the last 20 years alone.

Gay marriage comes to mind and women's rights... we've come a long way from slavery