not trying to hit on you or anything but a girl asking about us dudes being caught jerking off had a dudeNo.
Caught Jerking off
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Did you miss the part where I said I wasn't turned on by what I saw?not trying to hit on you or anything but a girl asking about us dudes being caught jerking off had a dude
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i seen that part but still
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Welp thank gawd u ain't really a dude lol
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He was next door. There's no way he would have heard me if I said something.I've mastered the art of the danger wank. It's all about timing and knowing oneself.
@Luciphen you should've did this
n asked "room for one more?" just to see his reaction.
I guess I can add my almost getting caught story. Well I wasn't doing anything, just watching porn. I was contemplating in getting my vibe but I was past the point of actually wanting to have sex.
Anyway, I was in my room watching porn on my iPad (the only reason I got the iPad was to watch porn). And I was watching mad videos. I tend to "fast forward" a lot, because I don't care for certain things. So I'm watching it, and FF and watching... Literally an hour goes by. And I was like fukk it. I don't see anything interesting anymore. So I close all the porn tabs, and go back on lsa. About 5 minutes later my brother comes to the house. (He has a key)
Now if I'd kept watching porn, and decided to use my vibrator, he would have caught me.
nice. u working on ur abs?
I was but I got lazy.
Well, I tried working out on my house for at least 30 minutes a day, but the last time I worked out, I got dizzy afterwards so I stopped. And that was early/mid Feb.
Well atleast u have the figure to be lazy for a little while lol...just don't slack off too much
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Damn, you write good.
'accidentally' getting caught is all about the thrill
Like when ur in a hotel and just sit around naked playing with yourself waiting for the maid and make believe u didn't hear her knocking
Or when u open ur window curtains before taking a shower and start walking around naked
Or when u open the door to Jehovah witnesses with ya dikk on the tip of the pee hole of ya boxers and when she starts talking you move slightly letting it out but u act like u don't know and when she tells u about it u be like huh acting like u didnt hear her just to be exposed a lil bit longer
Like when ur in a hotel and just sit around naked playing with yourself waiting for the maid and make believe u didn't hear her knocking
Or when u open ur window curtains before taking a shower and start walking around naked
Or when u open the door to Jehovah witnesses with ya dikk on the tip of the pee hole of ya boxers and when she starts talking you move slightly letting it out but u act like u don't know and when she tells u about it u be like huh acting like u didnt hear her just to be exposed a lil bit longer