Caught Jerking off

[charmander]

You (or the guy who's pics you posted) have nice lips.

preciate that ma'am

 

[FreshFromATL]

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[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

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that looks like some rare ass right there... some range-free ass p*ssy:saddrake:.. that zebra print shows me that you appreciate your african heritage.. i appreciate that:saddrake:.. between me and cornbread, we can increase that ass/hip ratio:wow1:.... are those cotton or polyester?

Spoiler: huhldup

:wow1:just jokes

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Luci, you got anything else to help me jerk to?

 

[Kenny West]

get yourself an ass, girl

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Damn you took my advice quick

 

[Kaypain]

My girl caught me smacking the other night cuz she was sleep. She didn't get mad, she sped up the process with some neck

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I think my mom suspected me of yankin my noodle back in the day, i remember her asking me "why the computer chair smelled like an african"? I think either she seen me wit my shorts around my ankles, or in her mind she just linked that the cpu chair smelled like nuts. Either way it was weird that she asked me that shyt outta the blue, sorta felt like a cop askin u the question to some shyt they already know

 

[mortuus est]

the coli simp another female, here we go again

*taking notes of kneegas not in the HOH team*

 

[Batman]

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I caught a guy I was talkin to jerkin off after I told him I think about sex more than a dude... He thought the phone was muted.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

@Luciphen got a nice lil bubble

we need to see that face tho

 

[Ooh Marty]

'accidentally' getting caught is all about the thrill
Like when ur in a hotel and just sit around naked playing with yourself waiting for the maid and make believe u didn't hear her knocking
Or when u open ur window curtains before taking a shower and start walking around naked
Or when u open the door to Jehovah witnesses with ya dikk on the tip of the pee hole of ya boxers and when she starts talking you move slightly letting it out but u act like u don't know and when she tells u about it u be like huh acting like u didnt hear her just to be exposed a lil bit longer

This muthafukka!!!

 

[Ooh Marty]

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Aw dear

 

[Dwolf]

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[NSSVO]

I've been caught many times in my life. Just say, "You got me!" and move on.