Cheat in public brehs.
Now, I don’t cheat, BUT…
If I did, here’s what I would do.
1. Batphone in another name locked away somewhere secure.
2. No communication on social media that’s attached to me.
3. No pics.
4. No sleepovers.
5. No public outings.
6. She has agreed to deny knowing me if contacted.
7. She knows this isn’t going anywhere. We’re on the clock.
8. Mutually assured destruction. She has a lot to lose if caught.
9. No love.
10. Do not tell her where you work or live.

Now, I don’t cheat, BUT…

If I did, here’s what I would do.
1. Batphone in another name locked away somewhere secure.
2. No communication on social media that’s attached to me.
3. No pics.
4. No sleepovers.
5. No public outings.
6. She has agreed to deny knowing me if contacted.
7. She knows this isn’t going anywhere. We’re on the clock.
8. Mutually assured destruction. She has a lot to lose if caught.
9. No love.
10. Do not tell her where you work or live.