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@dasportsgenius
There’s an employee base that hates both of these people with a passion and they’re having the best day of their lives right now
[Quoted tweet]
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1945845306660126721/vid/avc1/720x1280/3kbTKO8enjyuNN4d.mp4
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@breeadmancer
The teams chat has to hit so hard today
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@TheImmortal007
The Cameraman

4/37
@TheImmortal007
She knows the whole tea

5/37
@space__kook
And who probably knew this was happening eith no power to do anything, even tho they themselves would be fired for such an office relationship
6/37
@ValeriaSpearsss
they thought they were just having a moment... the camera thought otherwise

7/37
@OhBe_Won
Not to mention the rest of the senior leadership team and anyone in the succession plans!
8/37
@6thGenFloGrown
Yep.
9/37
@MattWGraver
The woman on the left is an employee, the “bros” jumping around behind them are employees. Evidently this was a company outing (in more ways than one)
10/37
@_gymPerry
So much for that mandatory relationships at work training.
11/37
@itsaramuat
it has to be her

, idek them and i'm still pretty happy they got caught I hate cheaters, can't trust the men these days
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@literallyhimmmm
Lmaooo
13/37
@zuckfionism
She knows the whole TEA..
14/37
@HassanAesthetic
Lawyers rn
15/37
@AriaVanblair
I’m a new hater of them both
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@caliaurora


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@LuizPersechini
@demoestlamour
18/37
@chicfryrice
All of the employees probably talked about it all the time
19/37
@ReverendGage
How?
They don’t gain anything from this…
20/37
@BopC__
lol not wrong
21/37
@mexigreekmom74
That is so very true.


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@MindsetForge
Play the game and you might just lose.
23/37
@auspiciousjayp
It’s like if the show Sirens had a really happy ending for the staff
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@brian_quik
Yes.
25/37
@UnfilteredVicki
Yep! Best All Hands meeting ever!
26/37
@tcommonsensican
And they’re literally standing right there, laughing and cheering…
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@johnmccumber
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@Notwokenow
That woman smiling next to her also works for Astronomer. Toxic work environment, obviously.
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@dontdemdownsrq
Best take all day!!!
30/37
@slob924
They “were” having the best night ever
31/37
@Bobby_Cat123
Bwahahahahahahaha
32/37
@HoocrewS
100% this
33/37
@0openscience0
The female colleague is secretely enjoying this too.
34/37
@mtxproject
imagine the brownosing you need to make daily to these people
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@miribobs
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@noel_tkay
Them when they watched this video
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@RiaDelRio2
….*were having…..
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