Chicken Don't Bounce: Brooklyn Man Tries To Expose A Chinese Fast Food Restaurant!

[BigMan]

If Im on Church Ave I sho ain't getting no damn Chinese food

 

[joeychizzle]

Have no understanding of kinetics brehs.
Think that when you throw something to the ground with force it should literally stick to the ground and not rebound brehs

 

[joeychizzle]

I refuse to eat at Chinese restaurants if Asians don't eat there. If old Asians are eating there, I'll fukk with it.

I don't go to Chinese restaurants their own people don't eat at.

I cannot emphasize this enough.

The staffs all laughing

fukk that restuarant breh.
Usually the people working in Chinese spots are FOBs who are often racist pieces of shyt. Avoid.

 

[GoPro]

I agree completely, I don't be at the hood Chinese spots either. It's time we started kicking businesses that don't respect black customers up out of our areas.

Two chinese spots in my old crown heights neighborhood (Nostrand ave between sterling and lincoln ave) got burned down a couple years ago, like within months of each.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

shyt I used to Fucc with Chinese heavy they really be suspicious about the meat

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Have no understanding of kinetics brehs.
Think that when you throw something to the ground with force it should literally stick to the ground and not rebound brehs

Chicken don't bounse

 

[Wildin]

My man's is on that DMX. This is why NYC is the GOAT city. You don't get this type of fukkery anywhere else in the world.

 

[Wild self]

Never understood the dynamics of Chinese food.

 

[joeychizzle]

Chicken don't bounse

You're right. Chicken don't bounse. The mass of the chicken served in cheap Chinese spots is so dense that when dropped or thrown at the ground, it does not bounce off, as conventional physics would denote. Instead, the mass is so great that the Earth moves instead. Every time you throw a piece of chicken from a hood Chinese spot on the ground, Earth moves a little. That's why you have daylight savings and leap years. Because ultra dense pieces of chicken are constantly altering the course of our planet's orbit.

 

[joeychizzle]

Never understood the dynamics of Chinese food.

Chicken pieces are actually quite aerodynamic breh. Given enough seasoning and oil, they could potentially break the speed of sound. Chicken pieces could be a pioneering breakthough in the future of both public and private transportation

 

[D.C Young]

Guess they tried to charge him for that 3rd packet of duck sauce

is your chinese story stingy too? lol

the one I go to always seem kind of stingy when it comes to giving out packets of sauce

 

[Wild self]

Chicken pieces are actually quite aerodynamic breh. Given enough seasoning and oil, they could potentially break the speed of sound. Chicken pieces could be a pioneering breakthough in the future of both public and private transportation

America will die before they allow dead chickens do anything for science.

 

[joeychizzle]

America will die before they allow dead chickens do anything for science.

America.. where they often treat pets better than minorities

 

[Luxury Tax]

eat cat meat & plastic fake rice brehs

 

[Mess World]

You ever seen a chicken head twerk