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Yeah divorce him and leave everything of him alone, including his money. Alimony in some states is now not automatic, and may be eliminated in the near future to save heterosexual marriage.

Shouldnt have been cheating
If my husband cheats on me, I'm divorcing him & taking everything I can get and you can't do anything about it :umad:

So you can stop quoting me now.
 

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Shouldnt have been cheating
If my husband cheats on me, I'm divorcing him & taking everything I can get and you can't do anything about it :umad:

So you can stop quoting me now.

Looks like I need to get a Black Moor lawyer to bail me out :mjpls:
 

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my girl of 3 years on the pill and we in a committed relationship :blessed:

I get to hit that raw and not worry about the consequences just like I have for the past 3 years:blessed:

I get to enjoy the company of a quality woman who's femininity and devotion to me keeps me going through hardships:blessed:

I dont have pay child support because we gonna have children and I'm going to raise them as my own as a good father should :blessed:


life is great brehs try it sometime
 

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Shouldnt have been cheating
If my husband cheats on me, I'm divorcing him & taking everything I can get and you can't do anything about it :umad:

So you can stop quoting me now.
I understand what ur saying but it sounds like you have it planned out already to happen that way :patrice:
 

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I understand what ur saying but it sounds like you have it planned out already to happen that way :patrice:

No, I don't want that to happen at all, especially if I have kids, but if he cheats, that's exactly what I'll do, and I plan on telling him this right after he proposes to me and remind him again right before his bachelor party, and many more times after we're married if I feel like he needs a reminder. :queen:

It won't be a surprise.
 

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saw this yesterday and thanked my lucky stars i ain't got those problems :mjlol:

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It was. My mom was going to give my sister and I about 1/4 of our child support if he was paying the correct amount.



Not for my mom.
They both make over $100,000. He makes more than her. He was supposed to be paying over $1,000 per month, but he was only paying $300 per child (2) and he didn't even pay every month. I would have took him to court. If he was paying the correct amount, I would have been able to go shopping more and participate in extracurricular activities. He didn't even help pay for school. She paid for everything. I would have taken him to court. She's weak though, so I knew she wouldn't and he knew she wouldn't, that's why he did it.



My children's father will be my husband, so he won't be on child support:queen:. If he cheats and we divorce, he will def. be put on cs and I'll also be receiving alimony and my half of his money, and he will pay more because of the cheating clause in our prenupt, and the bytch he cheats with will be paying me too (it's legal in my state). :mj:
And we wonder why marriage rates are dropping off


What person would agree to this. Hey you can date this girl and do everything you want with her. OR you can sign this paper, everything will be the same, but now if it goes wrong. Even if SHE cheats, you'll owe her two checks forever AND half your shyt


If things were reversed, there's not a woman alive who would want to get married
 

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And we wonder why marriage rates are dropping off


What person would agree to this. Hey you can date this girl and do everything you want with her. OR you can sign this paper, everything will be the same, but now if it goes wrong. Even if SHE cheats, you'll owe her two checks forever AND half your shyt


If things were reversed, there's not a woman alive who would want to get married

They push for homosexual marriage because heterosexual folks are not getting married anymore.
 

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And we wonder why marriage rates are dropping off


What person would agree to this. Hey you can date this girl and do everything you want with her. OR you can sign this paper, everything will be the same, but now if it goes wrong. Even if SHE cheats, you'll owe her two checks forever AND half your shyt


If things were reversed, there's not a woman alive who would want to get married

1. I'm not a cheater, so I wouldn't cheat.
2. That's what the prenupt with a cheating clause is for. If he doesn't cheat and still wants a divorce he can keep his money and won't have to pay anything except for child support if we have children.

If you read my posts you will see that I have said this already.

You guys need to read and stop quoting me in here with stuff that I have already talked about.

Don't cheat, & there will be no problems.

Get a prenupt like I am if you don't want anyone messing with your money. It's that simple. :smile:
 

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1. I'm not a cheater, so I wouldn't cheat.
2. That's what the prenupt with a cheating clause is for. If he doesn't cheat and still wants a divorce he can keep his money and won't have to pay anything except for child support if we have children.

If you read my posts you will see that I have said this already.

You guys need to read and stop quoting me in here with stuff that I have already talked about.

Don't cheat, & there will be no problems.

Get a prenupt like I am if you don't want anyone messing with your money. It's that simple. :smile:
I've read everything you said. What I'm saying is nobody is ever gonna sign that shyt

Now let me give you a mans view

If you are already far enough that we talk marriage. Then I already got the p*ssy and you probably living together already. If not, I at least been in a relationship for years

Literally NOTHING changes by marriage except YOU get more rights to MY shyt


Now you bring up this prenup. Well first off I gotta trust you. Yea there's a clause. But courts don't care. YOU could be the cheater. You could make me bored. You could fukk me over. You could do anything. And guess what. Court is on your side for kids AND alimony.

Who knows what you'll say and do 20-30 years from now. Maybe I don't cheat. Maybe I fukk up our money. Maybe I gain 400 pounds. Maybe I beat you and the kids. Maybe I just become someone you hate. But I still have to trust you wouldn't change your mind. That as long as I didn't cheat but did 99 other wrongs, youd still not come for my bread


Men aren't dumb. And yall think you gonna get men into a binding contract where he has everything to lose and nothing to gain... You're dead ass wrong. And I'm gonna guess you aren't married. And won't be with this logic



It's not 1937 anymore. nikkas are not blindly getting married. They understand they can get the same relationship with ZERO risk by NOT marrying you and just dating.

I mean you can believe whatever you want. Facts and stats say men are not getting married these days and are divorcing even more. We're not falling for that shyt no more
 

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I've read everything you said. What I'm saying is nobody is ever gonna sign that shyt

Now let me give you a mans view

If you are already far enough that we talk marriage. Then I already got the p*ssy and you probably living together already. If not, I at least been in a relationship for years

Literally NOTHING changes by marriage except YOU get more rights to MY shyt

Wrong.

I would never live with a bf/fiance, only my husband. My husband and I will combine some of our money and share bills. My husband will be the only person who I'll ever have sex without condoms with and the only person who I'll have kids with. I would never do those things with a bf. I would never make permanent plans with a bf. Bf/gf is temporary. Marriagge is supposed to be forever.

Now you bring up this prenup. Well first off I gotta trust you. Yea there's a clause. But courts don't care. YOU could be the cheater. You could make me bored. You could fukk me over. You could do anything. And guess what. Court is on your side for kids AND alimony.
It will be in the prenupt that my husband can keep all of his money if he doesn't cheat. If he does, I'll get half. I would never cheat. If he divorces me just becuause he doesn't want to be with me anymore, I still wouldn't touch his money. All of this would be in the prenupt.

Who knows what you'll say and do 20-30 years from now. Maybe I don't cheat. Maybe I fukk up our money. Maybe I gain 400 pounds. Maybe I beat you and the kids. Maybe I just become someone you hate. But I still have to trust you wouldn't change your mind. That as long as I didn't cheat but did 99 other wrongs, youd still not come for my bread
If my husband beat me and our kids, he'd be in jail, so the money wouldn't matter. I would never marry a man who would do those things. I'm going to marry someone who cares about their health, and I would never make my husband food that would make him gain hundreds of pounds. I wouldn't let him eat nasty like that. I will have my own money and so will he, and we will have an account together. As long as he's messing up his own money and not our money or my money, then I wouldn't really care. He'll have to figure out how to get it back. & if he does mess up his money, he won't even have anything to take. I wouldn't divorce over money issues or job loss and other stuff like that.
I'd only touch his money if he cheats.
Men aren't dumb. And yall think you gonna get men into a binding contract where he has everything to lose and nothing to gain... You're dead ass wrong. And I'm gonna guess you aren't married. And won't be with this logic



It's not 1937 anymore. nikkas are not blindly getting married. They understand they can get the same relationship with ZERO risk by NOT marrying you and just dating.

I mean you can believe whatever you want. Facts and stats say men are not getting married these days and are divorcing even more. We're not falling for that shyt no more

Wrong again. There are many men who still believe in marriage. & There are many men who only want to have kids after they are married. :umad:

My husband will make more than me, so I'm pretty sure signing a prenupt (with a cheating clause) wouldn't bother him. :smile:
 
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Wrong.

I would never live with a bf/fiance, only my husband. My husband and I will combine some of our money and share bills. My husband will be the only person who I'll ever have sex without condoms with and the only person who I'll have kids with. I would never do those things with a bf. I would never make permanent plans with a bf. Bf/gf is temporary. Marriagge is supposed to be forever.


It will be in the prenupt that my husband can keep all of his money if he doesn't cheat. If he does, I'll get half. I would never cheat. If he divorces me just becuause he doesn't want to be with me anymore, I still wouldn't touch his money. All of this would be in the prenupt.


If my husband beat me and our kids, he'd be in jail, so the money wouldn't matter. I would never marry a man who would do those things. I'm going to marry someone who cares about their health, and I would never make my husband food that would make him gain hundreds of pounds. I wouldn't let him eat nasty like that. I will have my own money and so will he, and we will have an account together. As long as he's messing up his own money and not our money or my money, then I wouldn't really care. He'll have to figure out how to get it back. & if he does mess up his money, he won't even have anything to take. I wouldn't divorce over money issues or job loss and other stuff like that.

I'd only touch his money if he cheats.
Men aren't dumb. And yall think you gonna get men into a binding contract where he has everything to lose and nothing to gain... You're dead ass wrong. And I'm gonna guess you aren't married. And won't be with this logic


Wrong again. There are many men who still believe in marriage. & There are many men who only want to have kids after they are married. :umad:

My husband will make more than me, so I'm pretty sure signing a prenupt (with a cheating clause) wouldn't bother him. :smile:
Keep living in fantasy women's land

When you find this guy and get his signature. Please don't forget to upload it on the coli so I can PayPal you $1k for being wrong

Until then. Dream on playa
 
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