You not lying; me and wifey stopped in Jamaica on a cruise one time, this was somewhere around 2005 or so. I was in one of the duty free shops, and I heard someone behind me talking in full, thick patois. The funny thing was, before leaving, my man at work was telling me about Chinese Jamaicans that I might see when we stopped there. I ain't believe him, hit him with the




.... So while I'm in the duty free shop, I hear this conversation behind me, but I'm not paying attention to who's speaking. So at some point I'm looking for my wife, and I turn around, and there's this little Asian dude behind me with a cell phone to his ear, but he ain't talking. A couple minutes later, I turn around to look for my wife again, and this little Asian cat is spitting that full patois like I was used to hearing on Flatbush Ave back in Brooklyn. Whoever he was talking with had him aggy, so son was heavy with it. I couldn't help it, when I saw it was him, I literally looked at him with the




Son looked back and was like "whoppin"

I kept it a buck, told him I was just shocked to hear him talking the language. I told my man at work when I got back and he started dying laughing.