Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[Po pimp]

You have asthma

I can cover my body in steel like Colossus

If someone sprays you with water, you get rusty and lose whatever flexibility you may have…until you have to change back to a human for 24 hours before you can become regular again.

I can learn an entire book just by touching the cover and it never leaves me

 

[Lexington Steele]

I can learn an entire book just by touching the cover and it never leaves me

But you get a papercut every time and no one feels sympathy for an adult who complains of a papercut.



Me? I can nut and stay hard and keep fukking and nut again, perhaps three or maybe four times.

 

[MMS]

But you get a papercut every time and no one feels sympathy for an adult who complains of a papercut.



Me? I can nut and stay hard and keep fukking and nut again, perhaps three or maybe four times.

You never get the sensation of an orgasm despite being able to visually nut

 

[Lexington Steele]

You never get the sensation of an orgasm despite being able to visually nut

Well, they pay me for the visual.

 

[Peter Popoff]

But you get a papercut every time and no one feels sympathy for an adult who complains of a papercut.



Me? I can nut and stay hard and keep fukking and nut again, perhaps three or maybe four times.

But this power only applies to getting buns from men.

 

[Daniel.]

You can only change back to yourself if someone says your name

I can mimic anyone’s voice

I'm not playin with yall nikkas anymore.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Dope thread

 

[MaxBundles]

Damn near ever post in this thread got me
Good job coli

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I'm Aizen not Goku

Nah fam, Aizen has different forms called "fusions". Bleach is weird

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Nah fam, Aizen has different forms called "fusions". Bleach is weird

No he doesn't.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

If someone sprays you with water, you get rusty and lose whatever flexibility you may have…until you have to change back to a human for 24 hours before you can become regular again.

I can learn an entire book just by touching the cover and it never leaves me

Every book you touch you become the cover. You don't change unless you touch another book.

I can multiply food up to x10.

 

[MMS]

Every book you touch you become the cover. You don't change unless you touch another book.

I can multiply food up to x10.

The food you multiply gives yourself and others taco bell shyts

 

[Secure Da Bag]

The food you multiply gives yourself and others taco bell shyts

You are not a man of God.

 

[MMS]

You are not a man of God.

@TRUEST @Koichos

John 1:1

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

in Hebrew the phrase "In the beginning" is בְּרֵאשִׁ֖ית (bereshyt)

https://biblehub.com/hebrew/bereshyt_7225.htm

replace y with i

If John is taken literally: Bereshyt was the word, bereshyt was with God, and Bereshyt was God

This world is so fukked up that women think God is a girl

Who says God is a man? Or even human Only men can hold convo with the father most high, I don’t know why it’s like that but almost every successful religion and culture came to that conclusion.

www.thecoli.com

 

[Secure Da Bag]

If John is taken literally: Bereshyt was the word, bereshyt was with God, and Bereshyt was God

You will always be covered in bear shyt.

Prevent animals from committing suicide.