Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[Po pimp]

Anytime you use this power you have to eat the contents of a construction site port o John to recharge.

I have the ability to survive in any temperature, from nuclear hot to depths of space cold.

But you’re blind

I can consume any food/drink and it doesn’t affect my health or change my body type

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

- every time u use your power your head size increases exponentially

- i have wolverines healing factor

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

But you’re blind

I can consume any food/drink and it doesn’t affect my health or change my body type

All the food/drink you consume doesn’t give your body any energy. You only get energy from rear naked choking newborn babies.

I can hear any conversation at any time or place.

 

[Theflash]

Every time you use this ability you have to listen to the entire discography of whatever rapper you think is the trashest

I can make people freeze and unfreeze at will

Every time you freeze someone their Dna goes inside of you and when you unfreeze them theres a chance you might be pregnant by them


When called upon I have unlimited power and speed levels but revert to my complete original state after battle/etc. unaltered.

 

[5n0man]

Goddamn bruh, you're heartless. I take it back.



I can shape shift into people, animals, objects, etc.

It's only fair breh, when you go invisible to the world, the world becomes invisible to you.

Whatever you shape shift into, you gain their intelligence. Be careful, you might not have the intelligence to turn back human.

 

[The Guru]

All the food/drink you consume doesn’t give your body any energy. You only get energy from rear naked choking newborn babies.

I can hear any conversation at any time or place.

All conversations are talking etherous shyt about you at all times.

I can exterminate dogs by mere thought.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

All conversations are talking etherous shyt about you at all times.

I can exterminate dogs by mere thought.

The dogs you exterminate expel the contents of their bowels with the amount released equivalent to a landslide that destroys apartment buildings across a 30 mile radius.

I can self heal even if thrown into the propellers of a Boeing 747 every piece of anatomy re attaches itself.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

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[Wig Twistin Season]

The dogs you exterminate expel the contents of their bowels with the amount released equivalent to a landslide that destroys apartment buildings across a 30 mile radius.

I can self heal even if thrown into the propellers of a Boeing every piece of anatomy re attaches itself.

But you reform randomly. Your eyes might be where your a$$hole used to be, etc.

I can turn air into water and manipulate the flow and intensity of the water produced.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

But you reform in randomly. Your eyes might be where your a$$hole used to be, etc.

I can turn air into water and manipulate the flow and intensity of the water produced.

All water produced contains a lethal amount of flesh eating bacteria.

I can open stable wormholes.

 

[Batsute]

You can't move

I can phase through objects

Damn shame you didn’t give him erectile dysfunction, that would’ve been poetic.

I’m going with reality warping

 

[Son Goku]

Damn shame you didn’t give him erectile dysfunction, that would’ve been poetic.

I’m going with reality warping

But you can’t warp anything that defies the laws of physics.

I can use One For All at 100+%.

 

[5n0man]

All water produced contains a lethal amount of flesh eating bacteria.

I can open stable wormholes.

The wormholes lead directly into stars hotter than the sun.

I can shrink or grow at will like ant man.

 

[LuuqMaan]

The wormholes lead directly into stars hotter than the sun.

I can shrink or grow at will like ant man.

Your height and manhood shrink an inch each time you turn back normal



I can breathe and walk in space, defying gravity laws

 

[Secure Da Bag]

That ain't no superpower

Out here trying to finesse the thread with a 4.0 GPA from MIT

During the day I'm 6F6C Wayne. But at night I'm 7F7I Man.