Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[vernestbrown]

All animals on Earth follow my every command

Keep my side effects in Harlem

You can no longer communicate with humans and every time you attempt to speak to a person, you will make the sound of an animal (bark like a dog or quack like a duck when trying to say “hello” to someone).

I can control and manipulate the weather.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Every time you heal from a significant injury a new personality takes control of the body.

I can be everywhere all at once

And you feel everything all at once and some of the other versions of you in other timelines are not from Harlem

I can turn into liquid

 

[boogers]

And you feel everything all at once and some of the other versions of you in other timelines are not from Harlem

I can turn into liquid

that liquid just happens to be nut

 

[Theolodius_Black]

But 80% of them really racist so they just be callin u names

My bank account gets a dollar everytime someone says a word with a vowel to me

You get taxed at 90%

I have the power to give anyone a perfect haircut

 

[Richard Glidewell]

that liquid just happens to be nut

Return from whence you came.......double aunt andre........ you know how

 

[Richard Glidewell]

You get taxed at 90%

I have the power to give anyone a perfect haircut

But you have the combo George Jefferson Eddie munster haurline

 

[weather so breezy]

But every 5 min after you use your powers, 15 unbeatable nıggas pop up outta nowhere and beat you within an inch of your life...🫢

Pyrokinetic powers

eyoooo

 

[High Art]

You get taxed at 90%

I have the power to give anyone a perfect haircut

They'll be creeped out by how perfect it is and refuse to pay or talk to you afterwards.


I can make my farts smell like expensive cologne.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

They'll be creeped out by how perfect it is and refuse to pay or talk to you afterwards.


I can make my farts smell like expensive cologne.

the farts leave a green cloud like in comics

i can control the weather

 

[Artfull Dodger]

the farts leave a green cloud like in comics

i can control the weather

but anytime u do it one of your vital organs fails....
i always live 10 years in the future projecting my knowledge to my past self

 

[Luke Cage]

but anytime u do it one of your vital organs fails....
i always live 10 years in the future projecting my knowledge to my past self

Your future self is self hating c00n that can't help but sabotage

I have to ability to make any coli brehette fall in love by dapping their post

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Your future self is self hating c00n that can't help but sabotage

I have to ability to make any coli brehette fall in love by dapping their post

You grow a permanent new misshapen limb every time you use this ability.

I have complete control over time.

 

[JQ Legend]

You grow a permanent new misshapen limb every time you use this ability.

I have complete control over time.

Every time you use this ability you have to listen to the entire discography of whatever rapper you think is the trashest

I can make people freeze and unfreeze at will

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Every time you use this ability you have to listen to the entire discography of whatever rapper you think is the trashest

I can make people freeze and unfreeze at will

Anytime you use this power you have to eat the contents of a construction site port o John to recharge.

I have the ability to survive in any temperature, from nuclear hot to depths of space cold.

 

[Po pimp]

Y’all just gone skip mine?

They skipped mine too