Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[Peter Popoff]

But only by giving yourself an enema.

I control matter.

But every 5 min after you use your powers, 15 unbeatable nıggas pop up outta nowhere and beat you within an inch of your life...🫢

Pyrokinetic powers

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Prep time takes you a minimum of 31 days.

I am an expert computer scientist and software engineer.

That ain't no superpower

Out here trying to finesse the thread with a 4.0 GPA from MIT

 

[Mister Terrific]

But every 5 min after you use your powers, 15 unbeatable nıggas pop up outta nowhere and beat you within an inch of your life...🫢

Pyrokinetic powers

You can control fire but you aren’t fire proof, so you look like Freddy krueger

I can copy any physical ability

 

[SupaHotIce]

You can control fire but you aren’t fire proof, so you look like Freddy krueger

I can copy any physical ability

If your body isn't prepared for those capabilities, you're crippled for 24hrs

I can swap places with any object or being

 

[inndaskKy]

I can swap places with any object or being

Are you sure this is a superpower?

You don't need a side effect, that sh*t is punishment enough of itself

 

[Neuromancer]

I have telekinesis.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I have telekinesis.

You can only kenect to male private parts


I can communicate with animals

 

[Womb Raider]

You can only kenect to male private parts


I can communicate with animals

Animals hear your voice with a disrespectful tone


I can manipulate fire like Human Torch

 

[LuuqMaan]

Animals hear your voice with a disrespectful tone


I can manipulate fire like Human Torch

Any time you use your power, your girl releases a porn scene with mr Fantastic and the Thing

I can use the force like a Jedi

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I can remember anything I read and access that information like Ctrl+F on a word document.

 

[duck]

Any time you use your power, your girl releases a porn scene with mr Fantastic and the Thing

I can use the force like a Jedi

Every time u use the force, a pair of unbreakable speakers appear above your head, playing miley cyress' wrecking ball at full volume.


I can shoot lasers out my eyes

 

[JQ Legend]

But 80% of them really racist so they just be callin u names

My bank account gets a dollar everytime someone says a word with a vowel to me

I dunno why but this shyt got me

Matter fact hold this rep

But it’s slower than walking, you have to do it butt ass () and it’s maximum 6 feet in the air

I’m able to jump as high as I want and land safely

Take away the butt ass part and make it 30 feet breh

And the bolded would be a dope ass super power

You’d prolly get the biggest NBA contract ever and still be averaging 140 pts per game well into your 50s

Don’t even get me started on the 12 touchdowns per game you’d average in the NFL

You lose 1 inch of height each time you use your power.

I can bring anyone back to life from the dead

Got damn never mind

Y’all roofless with these side effects

You are powered by gay porn which has to be kept on your third screen playing full volume at all times or you become retarded

I can walk really fast

Ayoooooo

Bt ppl lrn hw t spk wtht vwls.

Ayo man y’all some damn fools

You can only walk into non-Harlem areas and sit on pegs everywhere else.

Ayo

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everytime to you create an illusion you immediately uncontrollably vomit shyt and piss yourself for the next 48 hrs.

I can manipulate matter like a chef baking cakes.

How u gone do all that for 48 hrs straight without replacing it with more food and water?

you can only shape them into dildos

i have access to all knowledge of everyone, dead or alive

These non Harlem jokes actually for a chance

Every time u use the force, a pair of unbreakable speakers appear above your head, playing miley cyress' wrecking ball at full volume.


I can shoot lasers out my eyes

Every time you use your power you develop cataracts

All animals on Earth follow my every command

Keep my side effects in Harlem

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

I can remember anything I read and access that information like Ctrl+F on a word document.

- every time u use your power your head size increases exponentially

- i have wolverines healing factor

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Every time you heal from a significant injury a new personality takes control of the body.

I can be everywhere all at once

 

[JQ Legend]

Y’all just gone skip mine?