Chris Rock files for divorce from his wife of 20 years

[GoPro]

but....The neutral position of the toilet seat...it's resting position is with the seat down this is that shyt i'm talking about man

And yes this argument happens every time I almost take an unintentional dip in the poopoo pool

I'm gonna develop a device that resets the seat to a 45° angle no matter what position it's in after 10 minutes. Perfect compromise.

I'll make millions and save marriages

 

[Free White & 21]

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I'm gonna develop a device that resets the seat to a 45° angle no matter what position it's in after 10 minutes. Perfect compromise.

I'll make millions and save marriages

No more midnight moist cakes you'd be a real life superhero.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Destroy ya family for temptation brehs.

 

[Heafcliffe]

That nikka bout to be in all types of re-upholstered pu$$y. Maybe even a cult de sac in a new part of Pu$$ytown.

 

[OatmealCreamPie]

BM like Rock start off with light skinned women as trophy wives as they are moving up in their careers. Next woman will be another light bright, white or nonblack now that he has made it. He's probably bitter that he has 3 daughters that are his complexion.

 

[DaNatural]

No more midnight moist cakes you'd be a real life superhero.

Just curious.
I put the lid and cover down. How does that fit into the equation?

 

[BlackBall]

Damn thats just sad

 

[KplusK]

Love or familiarity is blind and often translates to toltolerating disrespect for the sake of keeping up for appearances or not wanting to break the family.

i understand that and all but it comes to a point that you have to be real about situations and with your self I'm just saying don't do the blame game you know…. i hate the up for appearances cause do you really think people give a fukk about y'all except your families and if they love you they'll be supportive and other people their gonna talk regardless and for the kids i can understand and that only works if y'all tryna make something happen or have a mutual understanding of what the relationship or marriage have turned into... and then again thats bad cause if the couples not fukking i don't know how long they can do it for the kids

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Hyphenated name.

Bingo

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Unless infidelity or abuse was in the picture I couldn't imagine any reason I'd want to give up after 20 years

 

[KplusK]

I'm gonna develop a device that resets the seat to a 45° angle no matter what position it's in after 10 minutes. Perfect compromise.

I'll make millions and save marriages

real talk better get that patterned if another disgruntled house wife hasn't thought of it first

 

[Arishok]

And people wonder why I don't want to get married

 

[Sane]

Some woman just know how to make an older man feel young and alive. Especially when you're wife has gotten complacent.


When you're 50 and Flabbilous, if a cute young coworker taps you on the shoulder you'd be ready to leave your nagging wife.

That's the smile of a man that hasn't smiled in a while

I thought Rosario was on that

 

[GoPro]

real talk better get that patterned if another disgruntled house wife hasn't thought of it first

As I thought, someone already created something better

@Phoenix_Knightly23 , here, save your marriage

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They even got cheaper ones where the guy just steps on a pedal to lift enough for him to do his biz and it falls back down when hes done like a garbage lid