*pulls up a chair*
Ursher - “Yeah”. No.
”California Love” Original version. Hear me out:
I get it that Dre an’em (*rolls eyes*) replayed the sample, but fucc that - I hear that riff and my mind says
”MFs bit ‘Knick Knack Patty Wack’ from EPMD then changed the best part!”
So it never really got no burn from me. And then, as a native Californian they played the almighty fucc out
of it every gottdamn where. You go to a Quinceneara and they play all mariachi chit, then California Love. Sheeit.
Im alright with the remix doe, because the beat is more funky.
Mario - “Let Me Love You”
This is the most average R&B song ever, I don’t get why this gets so much play.
Mary J. Blige - “Family Affair”
Another overrated Dre beat, plus something just doesn’t feel right hearing Mary say “crunk”.
And they really tried to make “dancery” happen as a word. It ain’t gonna happen.
Jigger Man - “Dirt Off Your Shoulder”
Jay. A GOAT.
Timbo. A GOAT.
Jay + Timbo? A lot of not-GOATery!
I give Jay credit for riding this beat, but damn this beat is annoying.
There are hella Jay/Tim records that I would rather hear than this one, but this is the one that is chosen. Yuck.
Plus, Pimps don’t have dirt on their shoulders Jay. They for damn sho don’t let people touch their clothes.