Cocaine & Hooker save man's life

[CurrencyChase]

Guy Goes To Mexico To k!ll Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ t#ts, battling whiskey/coke di#k with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful de@th.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well #### a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a wh#re house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off t#ts, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to f!ght the whiskey/coke di#k, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

He then packed his #### up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and s3x with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..

 

[AtomicUse]

It's probably because I'm so tired from the workweek, but I laughed for a good 30 seconds at "plzsndhalp".

 

[CurrencyChase]

It's probably because I'm so tired from the workweek, but I laughed for a good 30 seconds at "plzsndhalp".

what does that mean?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

p*ssy and Blow will put any man in good spirits.....

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

aint no problems hookers and blow can't fix

 

[andre patton]

what does that mean?

his name is "please send help" and he was suicidal...

 

[jackswstd]

Maybe psychiatrists should prescribe whores and cocaine to patients who are suicidal.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

dope.

Spoiler

No pun intended

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Maybe psychiatrists should prescribe whores and cocaine to patients who are suicidal.

Alot of Doctors use coke and fukk hookers themselves. The drug culture among health professionals is real. I remember reading about surgeons and ER doctors getting coked up working long hours

 

[No..Money..Mo..Problems]

Some scientists will do a study on this and find that it might work and make thousands of dollars in the process. Should of been a science major

 

[sang_bleu]

Demonic CAC drug

 

[observe]

All that for $2000

And you telling me to visit New York and spend the same amount just walking around Times Square

 

[Entrapta310]

p*ssy and Blow will put any man in good spirits.....

thats why we have so many musical gems frm rikk james.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

ain't nothing groundbreaking here

he just needed an escape...life can be monotonous

SEX and DRUGS and DRINKING are the quickest ways to have a OUTER WORLD EXPERIENCE

I use to feel that MUSIC did that for me...when u had Michael Jackson and Prince and great hip hop ....but today's music reminds u too much of your Depressing life

 

[Spin]

I don't know the validity of this story, but it does show some good insights in dealing with life. Basically the guy just got to let go and it seemed to help him out. One of the issues today is people hold back so much trying to uphold an image of themselves. At the end of the day, we're all going to die and you can't hold onto anything. That includes money, youth, beliefs, friends and relatives, etc.

While I don't condone just saying F it I'm going to do drugs all day, we need to evaluate ourselves. Are we doing certain things just to look good in front of our parents or peers? What are you holding onto? Those people around you are going to pass away and be forgotten just like everyone else. Live your life.