Coli breh first day as a security guard… he gotta retire after this one LOL

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

 

[GollyImGully]

god damn he went out bad..cant show his face back there again...even if he just shopping

 

[Tres Leches]

Damn he broke his back on some iron sheik shyt

 

[diggy]

Dude was using Cactus Jack wrasslin moves on his ass..all he needed was Socko

 

[Juliano Soprano]

had him giving out the joker smile

How the conversation started before the fight

Bro this thread got me cracking up right now

 

[Juliano Soprano]

how you fat and getting manhandled by a smaller person?...

Obese security guard man handled by an anorexic crackhead

 

[desjardins]

I know his hands probably had all kinds of bum juice and dookie remnants but fukk that. I would have bit bul fingers off
How you even get in that position during a tussle? It seem like you gotta "aim" to get your fingers into the side of somebody mouth, no way in hell my head would have been stationary enough for bul to set that move up

 

[Da_Eggman]

Giving him the mandible claw

 

[42 Monks]

lie on your resume brehs

 

[NZA]

how the fukk did he even get in that position to begin with?

 

[P90]

I’m surprised that was his go-to move

 

[daemonova]

1. Never get into an argument with a bum, tell em once, tell em twice, call the law. Site don't understand, you at the wrong site.

2. Never let a bum get behind you. Back yo ass into a wall if you have to.

3. Some sites is bad sites, and you might have to quit the job.

 

[pawdalaw]

Obese security guard man handled by an anorexic crackhead

Dude was calm and methodical like was putting on a demonstration for the class.

 

[8WON6]

had dude in the Steiner Recliner

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Breh Had Him In The Dublin Smile, Shemus Style