Coli breh first day as a security guard… he gotta retire after this one LOL

[Monsanto]

Homie was taking his job back

 

[old pig]

I only see that being done to women in japanese porn

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

security guard looks like he allowed it so he can sue his employer

 

[he_is_I]

This shyt go me in tears I wish I could hear him struggle haha. This has to be put in the next Mortal Kombat as a Finisher

 

[The_Hillsta]

Get your face ripped apart by a zombie brehs

Coulda been worse. Coulda been his eye sockets

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

nikka got why so serious'd

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Made breh humble on his first day

 

[The God Poster]

I know his hands probably had all kinds of bum juice and dookie remnants but fukk that. I would have bit bul fingers off
How you even get in that position during a tussle? It seem like you gotta "aim" to get your fingers into the side of somebody mouth, no way in hell my head would have been stationary enough for bul to set that move up

Look at how fat his neck is. That mf head ain’t doing any movements

 

[skokiaan]

lie on your resume brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Omfg

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

 

[ForeverLurking]

How often do you see this?

I've never seen nothing like this outside of WWE

You never fishhooked a broad while you're hitting it from the back? What is this world coming to...

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

You never fishhooked a broad while you're hitting it from the back? What is this world coming to...

None of my women would go for that

 

[ForeverLurking]

None of my women would go for that

Sounds like you only involve yourself with good women. Salute to that. This move is not for them, sir

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Customers gonna ask the replacement guard "did you hear about what happened to the last security guard?"