Coli Breh Meets IG Baddie...Doesn’t Go As Planned

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

@™BlackPearl The Empress™ I disagree with you. The plan went perfectly...











For her.

She was so elated to be on a yacht she brought the whole family.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

then went outside to whisper his frustrations while they having the time of they lives inside

That was the funniest part

 

[Maximus Rex]

MIght as well get to sipping and see what you can make happen

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

MIght as well get to sipping and see what you can make happen

Night might be lit

 

[Strapped]

if a women makes you spend a dollar for her time she doesn't like you lol

It can be both with a toxic mindset

 

[RhodyRum]

Lowkey I be feeling a kind a way

Nah don't feel any type of way unless you do the things that the typical "Coli breh" does, and deep down we all know the components of that list. If I had the time I'd list a whole lotta their traits and I guarantee I'd have y'all either pissing yaselves in raucous laughter or seething at the mirror held in front of you.

I hate to invoke Chris Rock's bit about nikkas vs Black people, but yea, it's pretty much like that.

Anyway there's a couple big ol' lakes around me stocked with fish with Big Rhody's name all over them. Time to throw my rod out there and jerk it a few times to bring them bıtches in. And since I actually touch grass and ain't afraid of The Great Outdoors, you can bet dollars to donuts I'm definitely not a "Coli breh."

 

[TEH]

bytch who musty?!?

 

[The ADD]

Tremendous L

 

[cyndaquil]

Daily reminder that ig is not real life

 

[King Poetic]

Who fooled u into renting a yacht

U just met a chick and u already doing husband things

U go down to Miami and immediately trick on a broke ho

I see why chicks don’t want to marry today, because they getting all the benefits without the sex

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

right because fukking a dude who won't spend a dollar on you always ends well for women

If you’re looking for something besides the very same sexual encounter then maybe your retort has potential

 

[Jazzy B.]

Single mother RAISED

UPDATE: This is a skit

 

[Silver Surfer]

Another clout video the coli fell for....

 

[Jazzy B.]

Nah don't feel any type of way unless you do the things that the typical "Coli breh" does, and deep down we all know the components of that list. If I had the time I'd list a whole lotta their traits and I guarantee I'd have y'all either pissing yaselves in raucous laughter or seething at the mirror held in front of you.

I hate to invoke Chris Rock's bit about nikkas vs Black people, but yea, it's pretty much like that.

Anyway there's a couple big ol' lakes around me stocked with fish with Big Rhody's name all over them. Time to throw my rod out there and jerk it a few times to bring them bıtches in. And since I actually touch grass and ain't afraid of The Great Outdoors, you can bet dollars to donuts I'm definitely not a "Coli breh."

You typed all that about a skit video

 

[feelosofer]

This is clearly engagement farming. Most yacht rentals are booked in advance.