Demon
Evil b*stard
so last night after i fukked my wife silly, she passed out, as usual, and i went downstairs with our weed box (we got a big ass cigar case where we stash our scale, grinder, some empty nick bags with seeds from different strains we labeled with a sharpeea bag of twigs [we grind these up in the food processor with the flower leaves and a little bit of bud to make weed butter]).
So Im downstairs not bothering a soul watching some fukked up horror film (peep my screen name, I love these shyts, my pops and brother called me demon since i was little and was picking up horror movies from the video stores weekly with my dad and brother [we each got one movie a weekend...my bro, me, and my dad would usually go in the back and get some porn to rent]).
Here I am and after a smoking a blunt while scowering my movie selection, I settled on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, as I had bought the blu ray of the original 1974 jawn months ago and still havent gotten around to watch it.
Around the middle of the film, my wife got up to take a piss and yelled downstairs asking if i could roll her up a blunt. So, figuring shes up, i roll two and go upstairs (we are EXTREME potheads...we buy nothing less than a quarter pound of kush at a time, and we stay with an ounce of reggie/middie for our morning wake and bake blunts and to smoke while we are out our jobs on lunch break so we dont get too blasted coming back. We pretty much never share blunts, always light up at the same time and take one to the face though [And no, we don't work at the same place])
so we sitting there pillow talking smoking our blunts at like 3:30 in the morning...im starting to get an erection because thats just what happens when i lay down next to my wife (i swear you could bottle this woman up and sell her to replace viagra....dikk be rock status when her thigh is against yours and all yall talkin bout is what to chef up for dinner!).
We come upon the subject of when we absolutely played someone, got played, or a missed opportunity. My girl told me about sleeping with one of the biggest drug dealers in philly in the late 80's (She's 45, keep in mind) and she stole almost 10 grand out of his house while he was asleep and dude put a bounty on her head....but her dad was a Philly cop (
) and she told her dad about it and her dad propelled an investigation to the detectives in his precinct and guess what? That boy ended up getting serious football numbers because they found a gun in this crib that was linked to 2 murders. I told her she told me this before but it was funnier the last time (she was referencing Friday movie when smokey snuck in the window to go through deebos pants lol) and i went ahead and retold the story of how i met a girl, 10 minutes later i got a chewy in her apartment, and when she went to brush her teeth, i took all the money out of her purse, all her prescribed pain medication, sleeping pills and her bag of cocaine and bounced out the front door.
But then I told her something and before I tell the story I'll pose a question for the coli brehs:
WOULD YOU WIFE UP A RANDOM, WHO WAS MAYBE FROM A SOLID 5 TO A PRETTY CONVINCABLE 8 WHEN SHES DRESSED AND STAY WITH HER IF YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PAY shyt FOR RENT OR ELECTRICITY?
I used to fukk this one broad when i came back to Philly from California. I always been into older, more experienced women...i was 21, she was 36. Her dad had owned the house before her, and his father owned the house before him. As a policeman, her dad made pretty decent money when he got to detective and retired at sergeant status. He bought his own crib and gave the other house. So here I am some young buck still running around the streets, and I have this jump off I met on the party line (any yall o.g nikkas remember the party line?! lol) who is 14 years my senior and we talked a couple days before we went to the diner to meet one day....So fast forward a month or so i hit after like 2 weeks but now im coming around constantly. I dont love this woman, but i got love for her...and i could actually see myself with her. I was around the house almost 24 7 so i knew she wasnt out there getting dikked on the regular and I knew she wasnt the neighborhood hoe.
She explains to me she was catching feelings (I was too I cant lie)...at this point i was living on my own in a studio apartment and couldnt turn around without bumping into shyt. I wanted more, but wasnt allowed back to my parents and my mind was on a quick dollar rather than a slow one. So this woman proceeds to tell me that house is in her fathers name...she pays zero rent...and as a matter of fact she gets a rent rebate every year with simply her fathers signature on a particular document, a rent rebate...and that she got pony (we called him this because hes a puerto rican with a pony tail) and a couple of his other boys came to do some shyt with the meters outside for a little bit of change [I cant recall the price he charged for that sorry....but this was like 2004] and BAM....she didnt have to pay electricity AT ALL. She also wanted a relationhip, but she was mediocre and random
So here she is begging to have the in house dikk, and the only thing i would have to pay is half of the gas bill and half of the cable/internet.
and i said no...looking back i coulda stayed there for mad long and stacked ALLLLL my paper. I didnt love shorty, and shorty didnt love me, but the sexual chemistry made us more than friends...more than fukk friends too...but just not enough to be committed to each other.
so i basically fukked myself out of MAD money i coulda saved, mad nuts i coulda popped off whenever i wanted, all i needed was a little over a hundred a month, and...i coulda probably lived there like a jobless bum without paying the buck a month off the strength my dikk game was something she salivated over. She was a RANDOM though
I didnt take this offer, stopped fukking with her, and had about 2-3 more years of idiotic bullshyt and law troubles going on which maybe coulda been avoided if i swallowed my pride and wifed up a random.
My brehs of the coli....could you do that? Could you wife a random only paying half of a gas bill (the oven was electric at that
) and whatever fukking cable company you got?
Its a good way to stash cash to sit on and i fukked it all up, paying more in rent for a studio than the gas and cable bills of her combined.
How far would any of yall nikkas go with a random ?
So Im downstairs not bothering a soul watching some fukked up horror film (peep my screen name, I love these shyts, my pops and brother called me demon since i was little and was picking up horror movies from the video stores weekly with my dad and brother [we each got one movie a weekend...my bro, me, and my dad would usually go in the back and get some porn to rent]).
Here I am and after a smoking a blunt while scowering my movie selection, I settled on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, as I had bought the blu ray of the original 1974 jawn months ago and still havent gotten around to watch it.
Around the middle of the film, my wife got up to take a piss and yelled downstairs asking if i could roll her up a blunt. So, figuring shes up, i roll two and go upstairs (we are EXTREME potheads...we buy nothing less than a quarter pound of kush at a time, and we stay with an ounce of reggie/middie for our morning wake and bake blunts and to smoke while we are out our jobs on lunch break so we dont get too blasted coming back. We pretty much never share blunts, always light up at the same time and take one to the face though [And no, we don't work at the same place])
so we sitting there pillow talking smoking our blunts at like 3:30 in the morning...im starting to get an erection because thats just what happens when i lay down next to my wife (i swear you could bottle this woman up and sell her to replace viagra....dikk be rock status when her thigh is against yours and all yall talkin bout is what to chef up for dinner!).
We come upon the subject of when we absolutely played someone, got played, or a missed opportunity. My girl told me about sleeping with one of the biggest drug dealers in philly in the late 80's (She's 45, keep in mind) and she stole almost 10 grand out of his house while he was asleep and dude put a bounty on her head....but her dad was a Philly cop (
) and she told her dad about it and her dad propelled an investigation to the detectives in his precinct and guess what? That boy ended up getting serious football numbers because they found a gun in this crib that was linked to 2 murders. I told her she told me this before but it was funnier the last time (she was referencing Friday movie when smokey snuck in the window to go through deebos pants lol) and i went ahead and retold the story of how i met a girl, 10 minutes later i got a chewy in her apartment, and when she went to brush her teeth, i took all the money out of her purse, all her prescribed pain medication, sleeping pills and her bag of cocaine and bounced out the front door.But then I told her something and before I tell the story I'll pose a question for the coli brehs:
WOULD YOU WIFE UP A RANDOM, WHO WAS MAYBE FROM A SOLID 5 TO A PRETTY CONVINCABLE 8 WHEN SHES DRESSED AND STAY WITH HER IF YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PAY shyt FOR RENT OR ELECTRICITY?
I used to fukk this one broad when i came back to Philly from California. I always been into older, more experienced women...i was 21, she was 36. Her dad had owned the house before her, and his father owned the house before him. As a policeman, her dad made pretty decent money when he got to detective and retired at sergeant status. He bought his own crib and gave the other house. So here I am some young buck still running around the streets, and I have this jump off I met on the party line (any yall o.g nikkas remember the party line?! lol) who is 14 years my senior and we talked a couple days before we went to the diner to meet one day....So fast forward a month or so i hit after like 2 weeks but now im coming around constantly. I dont love this woman, but i got love for her...and i could actually see myself with her. I was around the house almost 24 7 so i knew she wasnt out there getting dikked on the regular and I knew she wasnt the neighborhood hoe.
She explains to me she was catching feelings (I was too I cant lie)...at this point i was living on my own in a studio apartment and couldnt turn around without bumping into shyt. I wanted more, but wasnt allowed back to my parents and my mind was on a quick dollar rather than a slow one. So this woman proceeds to tell me that house is in her fathers name...she pays zero rent...and as a matter of fact she gets a rent rebate every year with simply her fathers signature on a particular document, a rent rebate...and that she got pony (we called him this because hes a puerto rican with a pony tail) and a couple of his other boys came to do some shyt with the meters outside for a little bit of change [I cant recall the price he charged for that sorry....but this was like 2004] and BAM....she didnt have to pay electricity AT ALL. She also wanted a relationhip, but she was mediocre and random
So here she is begging to have the in house dikk, and the only thing i would have to pay is half of the gas bill and half of the cable/internet.
and i said no...looking back i coulda stayed there for mad long and stacked ALLLLL my paper. I didnt love shorty, and shorty didnt love me, but the sexual chemistry made us more than friends...more than fukk friends too...but just not enough to be committed to each other.so i basically fukked myself out of MAD money i coulda saved, mad nuts i coulda popped off whenever i wanted, all i needed was a little over a hundred a month, and...i coulda probably lived there like a jobless bum without paying the buck a month off the strength my dikk game was something she salivated over. She was a RANDOM though
I didnt take this offer, stopped fukking with her, and had about 2-3 more years of idiotic bullshyt and law troubles going on which maybe coulda been avoided if i swallowed my pride and wifed up a random.
My brehs of the coli....could you do that? Could you wife a random only paying half of a gas bill (the oven was electric at that
) and whatever fukking cable company you got?Its a good way to stash cash to sit on and i fukked it all up, paying more in rent for a studio than the gas and cable bills of her combined.
How far would any of yall nikkas go with a random ?
