Coli Fathers, If your daughter brought this dude home to meet you, what would you do?

[Rozay Oro]

Tell her that's nifty on 50

. I like breh but nah get a man with a future and 401k my imaginary daughter

 

[Yehuda]

Tell them to get the fukk on with his Marge Simpson sounding ass.

 

[Solomon Lurke]

On hood, if my daughter wanna do the Western wiggle with a custer, Imma tell that ain’t nifty on fifty. She can go c wit cuh but don’t come back five here when life stop ceing bluetiful.

 

[Commish]

What can any father do? Certainly violence isn't the answer, especially if he hasn't put hands on her.

Once a child is grown, then they make their own decisions.

But, on some real shyt, if she wanna date a dude that has "s---a killa tatted on his forehead, then I hope she don't be anywhere near Vermont, Hoover or Figueroa with that dude!

Oh, this may would super messed up, but any father who has a daughter who would deal with a dude like C Mac may need to take out an insurance policy out his daughter. Shouldn't be this way, but it may be a reality...Smh..

 

[Another Man]

Throw those rakes in his face and ask him whar he wanna do

 

[SupaHotIce]

Nothing you can do with daughters once they reach high school

 

[SupaVillain]

55 CRRIIIIIPPPPP

 

[Mook]

I love the Coli. First 2 seconds got a chuckle out of me.

I'm not a father, but I'd consider sending her to live with her relatives in Latin America.



Edit:
Oh, this is is one of those SUPER funny videos. I've seen that YouTube channel before on this site, but I never clicked on any of them. Ima have to start checking them out.

I dont see how Latin America would make her less crazy bro lol.

 

[Serious]

Hahahaha it’s this cat:

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'd jedi mind trick that nikka to death.

daughter: I want to introduce you to
me: crip mac.
crip mac: she told you about me pop's cuzz.
me: naw it's been white dudes in suits asking about you.
daughter:
crip mac: the people on me cuzz???.......wanna lock up crip?
me: naw loc.......these were government UFO mutha fukkas.
daughter: (whispers) dad youve made your point.....i'll stop playing.
me: naw young harlot........i'm the captain now.
daughter:
me: they harvest organs for aliens who eat them.
crip mac: crip mac aint no big mac on 55 with fries pops.
me: they are snatching up bangers and the homeless.
crip mac: I gotta warn the homies on 55 pops
me: some of the homies are down with the take over.
crip mac: I'm kinda shook pops....I gotta tool up.
me: guns aint gonna help against things that walk through walls cuzz.

*pulls crip mac to the side*
me: I wouldnt trust my daughter between us.
crip mac: she's with the take over?
me: they control her mind......they got my baby.
crip mac: with respect pops i gotta break up with shorty.
me: smart smart.....and shake spot because their van just drove by.
crip mac: You the real OG.....Can i leave out the back.
me: take that six pack of corona and this stick of deoderant wit ya.
crip mac: I gotta get back to the 55 and warn the hood.
me: be on alert for vans,dayton rims and mexicans.....always mexicans.
crip mac: i'm out Og.
me: run crip mac........RUN!!!!!!!!

*crip mac takes off running with beer and old spice deoderant*
daughter: dad that was really messed up

me: i'm the captain now.......now go wash them damn dishes.

 

[African Peasant]

What can any father do? Certainly violence isn't the answer, especially if he hasn't put hands on her.

Once a child is grown, then they make their own decisions.

But, on some real shyt, if she wanna date a dude that has "s---a killa tatted on his forehead, then I hope she don't be anywhere near Vermont, Hoover or Figueroa with that dude!

Oh, this may would super messed up, but any father who has a daughter who would deal with a dude like C Mac may need to take out an insurance policy out his daughter. Shouldn't be this way, but it may be a reality...Smh..

This is lazy parenting.

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

I dont see how Latin America would make her less crazy bro lol.

It's an old school tactic. It might not work as well in the 2020s. It would just be easier to discipline her there, than it would in the usa. I'm sure other older Caribbeans know what I'm talking out.

 

[Damba]

 

[Arcavian]

Eh, her grandmother was a crip anyway

 

[The Fade]

Chicks from ATL will be in IT, go to a HBCU, come from a self made father who’s filthy rich and bring a Dude like this home while talking down on their dad