Coli Fathers, If your daughter brought this dude home to meet you, what would you do?

[El_Mero_Mero]

I'd jedi mind trick that nikka to death.

daughter: I want to introduce you to
me: crip mac.
crip mac: she told you about me pop's cuzz.
me: naw it's been white dudes in suits asking about you.
daughter:
crip mac: the people on me cuzz???.......wanna lock up crip?
me: naw loc.......these were government UFO mutha fukkas.
daughter: (whispers) dad youve made your point.....i'll stop playing.
me: naw young harlot........i'm the captain now.
daughter:
me: they harvest organs for aliens who eat them.
crip mac: crip mac aint no big mac on 55 with fries pops.
me: they are snatching up bangers and the homeless.
crip mac: I gotta warn the homies on 55 pops
me: some of the homies are down with the take over.
crip mac: I'm kinda shook pops....I gotta tool up.
me: guns aint gonna help against things that walk through walls cuzz.

*pulls crip mac to the side*
me: I wouldnt trust my daughter between us.
crip mac: she's with the take over?
me: they control her mind......they got my baby.
crip mac: with respect pops i gotta break up with shorty.
me: smart smart.....and shake spot because their van just drove by.
crip mac: You the real OG.....Can i leave out the back.
me: take that six pack of corona and this stick of deoderant wit ya.
crip mac: I gotta get back to the 55 and warn the hood.
me: be on alert for vans,dayton rims and mexicans.....always mexicans.
crip mac: i'm out Og.
me: run crip mac........RUN!!!!!!!!

*crip mac takes off running with beer and old spice deoderant*
daughter: dad that was really messed up

me: i'm the captain now.......now go wash them damn dishes.

This story was mad funny. I appreciate the effort you put in. You're gonna be a good father.

 

[Why-Fi]

laugh and applaud. root for him to go viral, get some bookings, get an emmy or oscar or sum

 

[Robo Squirrel]

And she told you she's in a serious relationship with him

A that white boy is now 55 crip

 

[Paper Boi]

not a father but i'd ask him if he could get me on channel 5 too

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Dude is honestly funny as hell. Ill follow

 

[GoAggieGo.]

This magoo ass, marge simpson voice ass nikka

My daughter and I would have to have a conversation about this. Bring him in, and I see the tats and he gets to talking…”babygirl, come here and let me talk to you for a second”

No.

 

[UpAndComing]

 

[calixprynce]

Nerd ass nikkas even obsessed with retarded nap nikkas

 

[SNYC]

Spoiler: Because this is TheColi

blujasmine

damnhomie11

 

[dontreadthis]

tell her she better keep it 55th street…

 

[CoryMack]

Nah

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Real talk, this nikka slow or he just playing??

 

[AllHolosEve]

-Wrong set. Too many issues. My daughter wouldn't bring breh home to us.

 

[Umoja]

Arrange a family trip to Jamaica and leave her with my grand aunty

What can any father do? Certainly violence isn't the answer, especially if he hasn't put hands on her.

Once a child is grown, then they make their own decisions.

But, on some real shyt, if she wanna date a dude that has "s---a killa tatted on his forehead, then I hope she don't be anywhere near Vermont, Hoover or Figueroa with that dude!

Oh, this may would super messed up, but any father who has a daughter who would deal with a dude like C Mac may need to take out an insurance policy out his daughter. Shouldn't be this way, but it may be a reality...Smh..

A father should consider the family at large. I'm sorry but there is certain shyt I will not entertain. People can talk about that I'm an adult shyt until they're blue in the face.

When they hit a brick wall, society has shown that it will not take care of them. It is the family who has to pick up the pieces whilst those calling for freedom are nowhere to be found.