Coli geniuses enter (Office help)

[50CentStan]

So these SOBs at work moved me into a new office, unfortunately this office has a motion sensor light switch. How the hell am I going to take my 3 hour lunch breaks if my office light is off? Any brehs know how to manipulate this switch to keep the lights on? Or do I have to ask the admin to change it because the sensor rays are hurting my y4v3 chromosome count?

 

[barackosama]

Get one of those little vacuum robots and attach something big to it and let it run around

 

[Quiet Magician]

Nothing you can do about it besides rewiring it or replacing the light fixture.

You could eat there and then when the light turns off just move your arm around to bring back on.

 

[50CentStan]

Nothing you can do about it besides rewiring it or replacing the light fixture.

You could eat there and then when the light turns off just move your arm around to bring back on.

Damn breh, I like taking extended lunches

 

[ball15life]

option 1:It still doesn't have a button on the wall? The offices around here have a button you can press to manually turn on/off the lights


option 2:

 

[TL15]

Get one of those little vacuum robots and attach something big to it and let it run around

Or a desk fan just large enough to be construed as movement...take the faceplate off before the nap and point it at the motion detector

You'll be

 

[str8up]

Outsource your job and just take the whole day off in the office

 

[50CentStan]

option 1:It still doesn't have a button on the wall? The offices around here have a button you can press to manually turn on/off the lights


option 2:

It has the swtich, but once it notices no activity for like 30 minutes it turns off I'm about to email the admin and tell her that the light turns off when I'm at my computer, give me a regular switch. But she gonna know the deal lol

 

[Quiet Magician]

Damn breh, I like taking extended lunches

I know that feeling breh. You could ask your bosses to replace it to be a normal functioning light. Let them know about old arrangement.

Also how the hell did you pull off 3 hour lunch breaks?

 

[50CentStan]

I know that feeling breh. You could ask your bosses to replace it to be a normal functioning light. Let them know about old arrangement.

Also how the hell did you pull off 3 hour lunch breaks?

I'm going to be honest, I'm a total POS and terrible employee. Im shocked how they haven't caught on, I got my computer running with windows media when I leave lol so it never shows I'm away

 

[RichieRich]

adopt a cat....bring it in during lunch


or change the motion sensor time

 

[Quiet Magician]

I'm going to be honest, I'm a total POS and terrible employee. Im shocked how they haven't caught on, I got my computer running with windows media when I leave lol so it never shows I'm away

Maybe they caught on and this is your punishment.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

It has a timer that can be set to the amount of time the lights stay on or get a fan that moves back no forth and set it in front of it....




Or dont be a shytbag and take your normal time for lunch








But most companies do shyt like that because theyre cheap and penny pinch on anything they can

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm going to be honest, I'm a total POS and terrible employee. Im shocked how they haven't caught on, I got my computer running with windows media when I leave lol so it never shows I'm away

But IT can always remote into your system and see how long it takes for you to return

 

[50CentStan]

But IT can always remote into your system and see how long it takes for you to return

LOL true breh, but the sh*t the CAC IT dude has seen on my screen (mostly coli topics involving race and sex) and never said a thing, he actually got more cool with me