Coli Job Opening: Prestigious New Position

[newworldafro]

Do I get my own office at Thecoli Headquarters, preferably with a window overlooking South Beach?

If so I'm in

 

[thirdeye]

.

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

Two finger typist here to apply.

 

[Mowgli]

If your ju jitsu is as bad as your typing

I'd like to see you do better. That's just a a quick freestyle without looking at the keyboard.

I DONT LOOK AT KEYBOARDS STOP IT

 

[HearNoEvil]

Been waiting 20 days to change my name man, what's up with that?

 

[thirdeye]

.

 

[2stainz]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

are you a teenage white girl

 

[Hybrinetics]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

 

[iBrowse]

@Phoenix_Knightly23
@Raedawn07 and @MarsPunka were hall monitors in HS so this would be right up their alley.

 

[aaaaaaa]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

That's a deep ass voice. Kinda wanna punch you in the face hearing you talk.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

What it pay i type like 25 wpm cuz

 

[Raava]

@Phoenix_Knightly23
@Raedawn07 and @MarsPunka were hall monitors in HS so this wouls be right up their alley.

I was an awesome administrative assistant actually

 

[Arishok]

@Phoenix_Knightly23
@Raedawn07 and @MarsPunka were hall monitors in HS so this wouls be right up their alley.

I was too short to be a hall monitor

 

[newworldafro]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

Eye for detail

 

[iBrowse]

I was too short to be a hall monitor

True you always looked like you were still in elementary school.