Coli Job Opening: Prestigious New Position

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You i just listened to the rest of that vocaroo

lol @ how seriously @thirdeye took this shyt.

You ain't getting picked bytch! fukk outta here

 

[thirdeye]

That's a deep ass voice. Kinda wanna punch you in the face hearing you talk.

You want to take a chance with getting charged with assault over my voice? Petty.

Eye for detail

Thanks!

 

[iBrowse]

I was an awesome administrative assistant actually

@cook idk about this one :intradesting:

 

[thirdeye]

You i just listened to the rest of that vocaroo

lol @ how seriously @thirdeye took this shyt.

You ain't getting picked bytch! fukk outta here

It took me two minutes to do that and you listened.
Bye felicia.

gotta love that ignore feature

 

[Arishok]

True you always looked like you were still in elementary school.

I still do just ask @realdarkphoenix

 

[iBrowse]

I still do just ask @realdarkphoenix

 

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It took me two minutes to do that and you listened.
Bye felicia.

I can appreciate the fact that you tried but this is not a job for a teenage girl.

Are you even old enough to work missy? Don't go making up shyt acting like ur 18. I've seen ur pictures ur 16 at best.

There is no way @cook is gonna hire some underage teenage girl to do his assistant work on a forum like this.

Sorry not sorry

 

[Audemar]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

Yeah, I agree with you 100%, but quick side note could you do one of those with like " Oh Audemar" right quick.

[P]ersonal [M]edia works well.

 

[Beegio]

They gave me an AMEX green card at my current job, if you can get me that black card I'm in...@cook @Brooklynzson

 

[The Mad Titan]

I still do just ask @realdarkphoenix

 

[Arishok]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

80wpm and i used to work for netflix chat support talking to 3 customers at once. As a las vegas comedian, i can handle the absurd. I also chat a lot as a webcam model. Also, any experience I can gain handling correspondence only helps me with bookers and clients.

@cook @Brooklynzson

 

[John Mayer]

I have an audio resume for y'all.

Are you black?

 

[thirdeye]

Are you black?

I'm black, yes. Why? Are you trying to say I sound "white"?

 

[old_timer]

this is what happens when you don't collect enough simpettes

aight my best suggestion
http://www.onlinejobs.ph/
virtual assistants for $1.50 to $2/hr
many of my posts are made by a 15 year old girl and her 12 year old brother
without them my dap ratio would be atrocious