Coli Job Opening: Prestigious New Position

[Smoke]

I'd like to apply for the position....I've mentioned my resume here several times before but I will list my qualifications again

• I have Admin'd several forums using various Forum software including, MyBB, vBullentin, IPB, etc.
  
• I hold several moderator positions on various forums, including but not limited to XDA, se7ensins(Which uses Xenforo) and many others not worth naming.
• Fluent in C++, and some Java
• Reasonably fair-headed, and somewhat liked here on The Coli
• Pro-Black
• In possession of several certs including, A+, Network+, Security+, and MCSA
• 3.65 Dap to Post ratio

@cook @Brooklynzson

 

[cook]

Send this shyt to The Salon

I mean do you REALLY want a secretary from The Locker Room bruh??

#hoh bruh

 

[Flay Mayweather]

She's a child man. Still wears diapers.

Dualities

 

[muse]

I'm your woman so i should do it

If you don't pick me, no more pics for you

 

[cook]

I'm your woman so i should do it

If you don't pick me, no more pics for you

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

words per minute

you got those keyboard certs?

@cook id like to apply for this job. my wpm is 55. im a hard worker. do you want my resume?

 

[Swirv]

Real men dont apply for a secretary position for other men

 

[DMGAINGREEN]

This shyt boutta look like a virtual sweatshop , nikkas not going to see no typa residuals

 

[Yup]

I am interested in the position and I have administrative background. My WPM would average to 50. Is this a full time position?

 

[Pyrexcup]

why dont you just get your mods to answer them? what's the point of having soldiers if you aren't using them

 

[cook]

@Mowgli

what type of coli cash salary did you have in mind? weeks of vacation required? :jbponder:

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I type 150+ words per minute, I'd be surprised if anyone on the coli types faster than me, lemme see dat guap

 

[MostReal]

I bet half of those messages are complaints about midwesthiphop. It's bad enough we have a hispanic mod acting as overseer on a black forum...he has to be biased and racist too??

This is crazy cook.

You do know cook is white right

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli

what type of coli cash salary did you have in mind? weeks of vacation required? :jbponder:

What are the job responsibilities

How available do I need to be

and is this more or less responsibility then your typical forummoderator

 

[newarkhiphop]

:chatty: cook has put me in charge of the narrowing down process, who's ready to be a boss