Coli Job Opening: Prestigious New Position

[Mowgli]

problem with the server?

Quoting people is taking a long time and the page is having trouble reloading at times

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

problem with the server?

I'm going to respectfully decline the position

 

[The Mad Titan]

Alt f4

 

[cook]

Ok let's stop being cryptic.

Does the position pay USD or is this a for the love of thecoli job?

We are prepared to offer a generous Coli Cash salary to the most qualified individual.

 

[Mowgli]

We are prepared to offer a generous Coli Cash salary to the most qualified individual.

I'll take the job I only need one thing that I'd like to discuss privately.

I don't need coli cash

 

[Hi!]

 

[USSInsiders]

Looking for a secretary/administrative assitant. Must be able to handle obscene amount of bogus tags and PMs. See example image below. Reply with your WPM and other job qualifications.

Kind regards,
Cook & @Brooklynzson

I'm nice with words and I type 120 WPM lemme know what's good with it. Got the resume and writing portfolio on deck if you need it

Edit: I can give you a haircut too pause cock massage cost extra tho

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

i'll take the position, i'll even turn off my adblock to the site

 

[The Mad Titan]

If yall really just need a mod or super mod, I wouldn't mind. I've modded before on other sites.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Put me in the game, Coach.

 

[aaaaaaa]

You do know cook is white right

I've been made aware of that yes

 

[Sierra Mist]

Welp I guess I'm out the runnings...

Yeah but to be fair you're not really qualified for anything except being the Gossip Girl of the Coli. Don't feel bad.

 

[Strawberry]

I give excellent blow jobs

You be like

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

You do know cook is white right

Its starting to mAke sense now.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Yeah but to be fair you're not really qualified for anything except being the Gossip Girl of the Coli. Don't feel bad.

Spoiler: Backhanded ass compliment

& ya backhanded ass compliment.