Coli: What's the best advice your Father ever gave you?

[WesCrook]

"Never tell your ol' lady all your bidness"

Exact words/jargon

 

[CarmelBarbie]

If u gotta nicca in yo bed u shouldnt b askin me 4 shyt

Lol. That too. I feel like my mom said that shyt too.

 

[The Special Man]

"Don't be a bytch"

 

[Deuterion]

Never to be like him.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

*Leaves child on porch steps to get a drink from the corner store*

Father: "....."

 

[Blankthawtz]

"finish college and get your degree.... Then do whatever the fukk u want to do with your life after..."

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Even just a lil pre-cum can get her pregnant"

 

[Sugarbush]

Don’t leave your bytch alone around your friend

 

[King Khufu]

Save Money, Don't Shame Me.

 

[Wink Beaufield]

"Don't ever set yourself on fire to keep others warm"

"The most important thing on your grave marker is that dash in between your birth and death"

 

[richaveli83]

If u gotta nicca in yo bed u shouldnt b askin me 4 shyt

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

You're not going to marry that woman.

He was right. Turns out she was a cokehead and a thot.

R.I.P. Old Man.

 

[Arcavian]

You know I ain't shyt, right?

 

[Booker T Garvey]

“Always be ready for anything, you never know what the person next to you is thinking”

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

My pops told me fuxking broads who already pregnant is the best cuz you can bussanut in em and not have to worry about the baby being yours