Come ask a Strip Club Porter anything

[Commander in Chiefin]

oh yeah...you have shared part of story before:

cool

yall still making mattress mumbo?

Nah, she was trying to turn it into something serious. Shorty's 22 and an alchy with issues. I noticed she had scars on her wrist from cutting

craziest fight you ever seen?

whats the race of girls? black?spanish?asian?

most money you ever seen somebody throw?

-Scene a few stripper fights, in the dressing room and out front at valet
Craziest had to be a few months back when one dude came in with his girl and small group. Another drunk cat tried to holler at the first dudes girl, and when the dude tried to for his woman, he got lumped up something serious. Dude got Hasim Rahman'd. true story

- All types mostly white, then spanish, then black. 1 Indian chick. The bartenders, shot girls, and waitresses are mostly white or asian. 1 black girl.

- A couple of stacks. There's a few dboys that come in every so often. Even tip me $5, $10, $20 every time I bring something to their table

you make 5 an hour?

It's pretty standard in the food/club industry

 

[DreadHead P]

What kinda drama be goin on in the dressing rooms? You can't put that many naked women in one room and not have some kinda drama pop off

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

first off

secondly how does someone know if any action happens in the champagne room before paying to go back there? is there some code to ask a stripper if they're going to provide happy endings?

No code, straight up tell em what you're looking for. If you find a girl willing, you'll know before you go upstairs but security has really cracked down on this by peeking through the curtains every few minutes.

Im thinking of taking a job as the maintenance at a strip club

 

[ugksam]

a porter aint a bar back tho

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

What kinda drama be goin on in the dressing rooms? You can't put that many naked women in one room and not have some kinda drama pop off

Crazy drama. Girls stealing from one another. They are lockers but these dumb broads dont use locks all the time and then if they are prepping or changing and then get called on stage, they'll leave their shyt on the counter. I can't count how many times I heard girls yelling "If I find out which one of you bytches took all my money, rah, rah, rah....." Due to the drama, the girls can't have silverware. When they order food, I deliver it in styrofoam containers with plastic utensils.

 

[DreadHead P]

Crazy drama. Girls stealing from one another. They are lockers but these dumb broads dont use locks all the time and then if they are prepping or changing and then get called on stage, they'll leave their shyt on the counter. I can't count how many times I heard girls yelling "If I find out which one of you bytches took all my money, rah, rah, rah....." Due to the drama, the girls can't have silverware. When they order food, I deliver it in styrofoam containers with plastic utensils.

what kind of club you work at? Upscale Onyx type spot, I bet that shyt is 100 times worse in one of them hood joints

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

what kind of club you work at? Upscale Onyx type spot, I bet that shyt is 100 times worse in one of them hood joints

Yeah, they are one of our competitors

 

[DreadHead P]

Yeah, they are one of our competitors

Aight last question, how many thangs from out of there you done hit?

 

[HookersandIceCream]

How does one become a dj there?

 

[Tug life]

whats he nastiest shyt you seen a chick do? and whats the "simpish" shyt you seen a dude do?

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Aight last question, how many thangs from out of there you done hit?

Just one so far. Working on some others though

How does one become a dj there?

Honestly, I dont know. They have 4 on rotation. Just apply and play a set for them.

whats he nastiest shyt you seen a chick do? and whats the "simpish" shyt you seen a dude do?

Dudes pay rent, car notes, phone bills, trick money. Even the broke, everyday dudes are in there buying them drinks and the more expensive dishes. bringing in flowers and teddy bears. shyts really sad and pathetic.

 

[Air Nikes N Hats]

How rampant is the drug use by the girls??? Although its a small sample, Ive fukked with 2 strippers in the past and both of them had serious coke issues.

 

[Taadow]

Ayo...how many of them broads have undercover pimps in the gallery?

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

How rampant is the drug use by the girls??? Although its a small sample, Ive fukked with 2 strippers in the past and both of them had serious coke issues.

Quite a few have it. One time my boy bartered bumps for some "special attention", from this one chick. A lot smoke weed too, pop pills, are alchy's. Every bytch got one vice or multiple

Ayo...how many of them broads have undercover pimps in the gallery?

None that I know of

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Quite a few have it. One time my boy bartered bumps for some "special attention", from this one chick. A lot smoke weed too, pop pills, are alchy's. Every bytch got one vice or multiple

good thing these broads dont live in Souf Beach...



... Cuz then, it'd be a Miami Vice.



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