Come in here and act like an xbox stan

[#StarkSet]

Have fun paying a shytload of $ for cable while I can get it on my Xbox one for cheap





































*finds out a cable box is required for the Xbox one to use cable tv feature


*commits suicide

 

[ltheghost]

(phone ringing)

Xboxstan: Hello

MS: Yes we see you haven't had your Xbox one on in two days do you care to explain yourself.

Xboxstan: Oh, I'm sorry, I have been busy with school and..

MS: LOOK nikka YOU KNOW THAT THE XBOX ONE NEEDS TO BE CONNECTED ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS!

Xboxstan: I'm sorry

MS: DON'T YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF DIRT WE GOT ON YOU? LET THAT bytch UPDATE EVERY DAY! OR ELSE? NOW GO PLAY WORDS WITH FRIENDS HO nikka...AND GET READY TO GIVE US MONEY FOR THE NEW KINECT WHEN IT RELEASES YOU bytch.

Xboxstan: Thank you sir, I have been out of line, my money is your money Lord Microsoft. Thank you for Halo tv and all those Kinect games.

 

[nyknick]

 

[Chris Mauro]

Party chat

 

[Heretic]

the fukk you pull out ya phone for b... I JUST ordered a muhfukkin pizza wit my controller. APPS nikka APPS!!!

 

[marcuz]

what game is this

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Solitaire and Minesweeper available on Xbox One at launch! First day cop!

 

[ItWasWritten]

even I a loyal ps4 stan could not have anticipated such an easy, early pathetic defeat.

And to think it was all done by there own hands.


It really is impossible for us to lose.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

*gets kidnapped*

*falls in love with kidnapper*

 

[up in here]

i dont mind if they charge me for used games. i mean thats just the next level gaming experience. some of yall are scared of innovation.

 

[marcuz]

i dont mind if they charge me for used games. i mean thats just the next level gaming experience. some of yall are scared of innovation.

what's innovative about charging consumers for content they use to get for free? when i think innovation, i picture virtual reality or something. not this new generation of nickle and diming you every chance they get.

 

[PS5 Pro]

Fanboys lie to themselves, but the numbers still stand

what game is this

A game on xbox 360 Its predecessor was voted best graphics this gen. Not sure if they thought its sequel was better. Its okay, fanboys expose themnselves everyday. MGS4 can't be done tho

 

[Chris Mauro]

what game is this

Crysis


I have no idea which Crysis game it's from tho....I'm a guess and say Crysis 3 tho

 

[King Sun]

Fanboys lie to themselves, but the numbers still stand

A game on xbox 360 Its predecessor was voted most graphics this gen. Not sure if they thought its sequel was better. Its okay, fanboys expose themnselves everyday. MGS4 can't be done tho :sad:

 

[Hater]

what game is this

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