Come in here and act like an xbox stan

[Rekkapryde]

Y'all are like democrats and republicans. Your side does something wrong and you either ignore it or try to downplay it. The other side does something wrong and you want to crucify them for it. It's never about right or wrong in general it's about what side you're on and what side their on and brand loyalty.

Join in the fun Wimpy. We just having fun out here

It's all jokes anyway!






















































Right?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

"I robbed 5 banks, murdered 3 cops, raped a 13 year old girl... But I finally made my escape to this secluded area with millions of dollars, fradulent identification, and my Xbox one with Halo 5 Odst Reach,
Free Wifi too? Gonna tonight"

Plugs in Xbox One, logs into Microsoft and Kinect
nothing can go wrong

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Who cares about Kinect always being on. It's just like how your cell phone is always on. That's totally the same thing, right? "

 

[Sterling Archer]

*invites ya girl and her friends over to watch a movie*

*kinect scans room for nikkas that didnt pay*

*xbox shuts off*

.....

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Y'all are like democrats and republicans. Your side does something wrong and you either ignore it or try to downplay it. The other side does something wrong and you want to crucify them for it. It's never about right or wrong in general it's about what side you're on and what side their on and brand loyalty.

I think we can all agree that Xbox = Republicans

And just as within the political landscape, there is clearly a right and wrong side. Its not every time in every case but it is the vast majority. I'm tired of people like you pretending that its some equal sides of the fence shyt. No, it isn't.

 

[Phlipside]

*purchases xbox kinect*

*forgets to put away pot stash on coffee table*

*men in suits and ties with badges ring my doorbell*

*puts sheet over lens*

*men in suits disappear*


the sheet, the answer

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

If you don't want to pay a fee to play used games or pay to play online or pay to use services you already pay for like Netflix, you gotta be broke as fukk

*Doesn't own a bluray player in 2013*

 

[Doctor Wily]

*ignores every positive sony thread*

*anticipates news on a new sports kinect football game developed by Data East & hypes thier past work ala Rare*

 

[Rekkapryde]

*ignores every positive sony thread*

*anticipates news on a new sports kinect football game developed by Data East & hypes thier past work ala Rare*

Damn you took it back...

We need that Bad Dudes remake.

 

[Liquid]

If you don't want to pay a fee to play used games or pay to play online or pay to use services you already pay for like Netflix, you gotta be broke as fukk

*Doesn't own a bluray player in 2013*

lol Microsoft forcing people to go through 4 tiers just to access twitter and shyt.

 

[Liquid]

Dedicated servers are trash

oh wait wrong thread

 

[ltheghost]

Scene...A nice middle class home in the suburbs

Young mother: (Yells) Honey come down stairs and eat, I'm about to put the dinner on the table, get off that Xbox!

Kinect hears Off and Xbox and turns the system off while Stan is playing.

Stan: NOOOOOOOO!!! What the fukk mom!?!?! Didn't I tell you Kinect can hear you damnit!!! Just don't say Xbox out loud!! fukkKKK!!!!

Young Mother: (Yells again) Stan you haven't been the same since you turned that Xbox on since we bought it!! Now come down stairs!

Kinect Turns the Xbox on again

Stan: FUCCCCKKKKKK!!! I swear to God I'm going to kill you mom!!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHH

(Door Bell Rings Thirty mins into dinner)

Young Mother answers the door

Young Mother: Well hello officer.

Officer: Ma'am we have received information that a threat has been made on your life....Our informant took a video of the threat and alerted the proper authorities. We are here to arrest a, Mr. Stan. And there has been another complaint that you ma'am have not been paying the internet bills on time leading to irregular updates of your Xbox One...So we are going to need both of you to come downtown...and be booked.

 

[Nintendough]

*Buys 360*


*360 burns out and red rings aftr about 9 months*


*clearly it I did something wrong because the 360 is the king of all systems*


*buys another one*


*tells self it improves my sexlife even though I don't have one...but if I did it would be better*


*cries self to sleep*

 

[Fatboi1]

*Goes through 5 Xbox 360's *

*says "Bluray? Breh we watching avi files that have comparable quality to bluray. No point in that. Also Uncharted 2 and God of War didn't fill up the bluray, check ya pirate sites " *

*Boasts about Halo sales*
*gets told that Halo is outsold by Wii games*
"Nobody plays Wii games anymore, who cares?"
*realizes nobody really plays Halo a lot anymore*
*changes subject*
*Talks about sales again by restricts it to America only*
*Still gets told that game is outsold by several Wii titles*
*Claims you're a "funboy" *

 

[Prince Akeem]

*ignores every positive sony thread*

*anticipates news on a new sports kinect football game developed by Data East & hypes thier past work ala Rare*